You’ve already taken the first step. Posting something to rile up the no-lifes that make sure they have a stick firmly shoved up their collective ass before logging in to haunt the forum for 12 - 18 hours every day.
You’ll find it much less work and much more rewarding to learn what pushes the buttons of each particular regular instead of going to all the trouble of logging in to the game and trying to find something to do. A single word, used properly, can set some of these guys into a rage that’s a wonder to behold.
So before leaving for good, contract me all the stuff you have no need for anymore and park yourself in the ol’ EVE-O GD forum for fun and laughs.
Mr Epeen 