Eve's true disease - Goonswarm

No it’s not… It’s more like getting mad at a group of muggers that wear T-shirts proclaiming “we mug people” also take out the odd add in a local paper saying “we really do mug people” & occasionally make a public announcement on local radio saying "next week we will be mugging people outside the town hall on Tuesday (that would be burn Jita), for mugging you :rofl:

I take your point though & within the environs of a game I think it’s valid :wink: not so much in the real world of course :slight_smile:

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Goodness. You are equating playing a game to getting mugged? You have never been mugged in real life have you.

This just makes you look really foolish.

I’d like to think that, were I a wealthy international playboy like the OP, I wouldn’t be making extremely butthurt posts on an internet spaceship forum.

I’d like to think I would have other concerns.

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^ sigh (shakes head)

Goodness, you really can’t read very well can you :slight_smile: or maybe it’s just a cultural humor mismatch, UK here, where are you from?

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Nobody in goons give a ■■■■ about your isk, you fuckwad…do like you said, recycle your ■■■■ and move on instead of being a cry baby clearly looking for attention.

yeah, well I am not like them (they may have said that, too)

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The US, but holy crap…likening Goons to being muggers is a bit over the top. Yes they often like to play the bad guy…but you should be glad of that as it gives you a target. Next thing you know you’ll be lining up with the remnants of BoB (NC.) and then you’ll see what true assholes look like. Especially if you ally with Finfleet. :stuck_out_tongue:

Not at all :slight_smile: as an interested (perhaps “fascinated” is a better word :slight_smile: ) external observer since 2014 it really is what it’s always looked like they’re trying to be (in game) to me.

Especially with the semi-regular burn Jita bit :grinning: I usually hop in a corvette on an alt & go sit in local to watch the fun for that… I missed the last one though, was busy elsewhere :worried:

Though perhaps with their original relationship with CODE it’s a bit more mafioso… CODE would be the Teamster Union of course :smile:

When I do decide I have the time to go experience the cultures involved more directly I’m far more likely to line up with both simultaneously than just one… so I can watch events in stereo vision from both sides at once.

But thanks for the suggestion of Finfleet for that side of the fence :rofl:, have you a recommendation for the Goon side? :slight_smile:

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When my mains were in Goons I only witnessed good things to be honest, let me count some up:

  1. New bros that were hero-tackling during fleet fights and that died, FCs encouraged all in fleet to send the lad a few millions, which people mostly did !!! (great incentive for newbros).

  2. Newbros that failed or needed help were taught, even by the FC himself, in detail, what could have been done better (not this yelling around by some kid that acts all bad ass like having been in jail several times and robbed banks etc on weekends…)

  3. Very detailed instructions online for newbros, and returning players etc (That even non-goons have access to).

  4. Made several contributions to the community in terms of software, that helps the end-user.

  5. Had great services (or still have?), regarding ship reimbursements during peace-time etc, which promotes people to go out alone solo or small gang fighting, gaining additional experience without suffering major losses. In some cases, a loss was a win in isk, and experience was gained.

I can go on and on…

But to conclude, there are always two sides of a story. Furthermore, it depends on the corp, person and ultimately, EVE online is not a game that is riskfree.

If things like this really hurt you, I suggest joining the military for a year or so, because you will not get far otherwise in life.

The OP seems to be sobering up from his raging over the stupid freighter loss and clearly there will be no biomassing. Also the GRRRRgoons is lacking here and the claim that the Delve Dwellers are a serious thread to the game got no backup appart from some incoherent ramblings. Are we done here? If not a move to C&P seems adequate.

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You should join pandamic horde, you’ll not regret it and with your industry you can support our war industry, and if I’m not mistaken also most part pointed to fight evil goonswarm tyranny.
Or you can just make yourself rich in horde space without trouble as long you’re not scamming others.

And if they found out you were a spy I was not the one who told you to join PH. :kissing_smiling_eyes:

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Lol
Joke’s on you if you thought you were still a part of GSF after “leaving for 6 months”

Same would happen wherever you went :smile:

Also who in their right mind flies 10b of stuff in shitfit ships?

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You idiot, all this could have been avoided had you just shipped all your stuff to our main system and had it shipped to Jita via ITL. When you return to eve bring your brain next time.

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OP is so right! Goons are a disease! This poor Jump Freighter pilot was killed after displaying his ‘Blue Card’… NO HONOR I TELL YOU!

HERE’S ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF YET AGAIN ANOTHER BETRAYAL!!

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The thing everyone has to rememeber is that Goons became notorious precisely because of how low grade they were, as human beings.

Sure, many of their pranks were funny. There is no question about them being funny, from time to time. What is not to laugh at, when some pretentious online marketing event is hacked by millions of flying penises?

But many things are funny. Comedians, for example, are sometimes funny. And life can be funny. kids are very funny. So it wasn’t humour that set the Goons apart from the rest, and made them the exceptional group we know and despise today.

What made this group unique and noteworthy was the truly wretched and amazingly low grade of human beings who flocked to the cruel and bizarre banner of hurting nerds for laughs. That was “the thing”. That incredible distillation of low grade human characters was what got everyone’s attention, and it is why the goons are despised by everyone of good character, even to this day. Sure, they can be funny. They can be smart, too. I gather the Mittani is plenty smart, north by north west.

And the goons are rich, or at least there are a lot of folks poorer than them, which is the same thing.

So the goons are rich, smart, funny and modern.

But they are defined by another characteristic altogether, and nobody with an ounce of self respect should forget it for a moment.

New Eden is trip to the human zoo, and the goons are a two headed python eating a frog. they’re not tigers, nor elephants. They’re just deformed reptiles.

It is useful and interesting to have these folks out front and centre where normal folks can look at them and make the sign of the cross, and say “there, but for the grace of god, go I”. For that, CCP are to be endorsed.

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No they are just playing a game in one of the many ways that is allowed. Sure some may be living out some real life fantasy of hurting people, but this is a video game. If you’re playing it then you have your own reason to enjoy it.

While I don’t really like the SA community for how douchey and self-righteous some of the posting is… there are much worse communities that have a following in Eve Online.

So SA might have douchers, but Reddit is full of weird furry-loving cry babies that ■■■■ on anyone else’s version of fun in this sandbox.

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I think you mean"yes, they are just playing a game in one of the many ways that is allowed."?

I mean, we don’t seem to disagree at all. We both agree it is allowed. We both agree it is incredibly low grade conduct for any human being.

We agree, furiously it seems.

The thing about looking at the goons like a creature grown in a petri dish is that it is not an emotional interaction. One does not become part of the goons game simply by measuring the depth of their social depravity.

The goons are interesting. Smart, funny, interesting and rich.

And, utterly wretched and worthless human beings.

It’s a statement of values and philosophical maturity to accept all these things as true, all at once.

The point I disagree with is that you lay a blanket statement that they are “utterly wretched and worthless human beings”. The point I was making is that there are online communities that are much worse, and if you take a real look on the inside of Goonswarm you will see there’s a lot of differences between their old guard and the new-age Goonswarm member.

What I find astonishing is the amount of people that are likely 30+ “adults” posting and acting like a 12-year old shitler. The internet is a hive of utterly wretched and worthless human beings… That’s a more accurate statement.

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Sure, you make a valid point. Goons are not pure filth, and the rest of the internet are hardly pure light and warm puppies.

Nevertheless, if we agree that there is a spectrum of wretchedness and worthlessness, and that everyone is somewhere on that spectrum between extremes of absolute values, then everyone would agree that the goons are in the lowest regions of known character space.

That’s isn’t contentious, I don’t think, and certainly I don’t wish to offend any goons. I don’t care. I mean, I don’t care about lots of the worlds losers. I’m quite sure there are more than 30 prisons in the midwest of the USA with numerous inmates who are worthless human beings. I don’t care, it doesn’t bug me.

Same with the goons. They are what they are and who cares?

But let us not be pathetic, and pretend it isn’t what it is.

That is the great farce of being a goon, or any kind of bully. When you go around picking on the weak, you tell the world that everyone is an island, that you are a self made man who has no need for the cowardly milk of human kindness.

And then, when someone bigger and nastier comes along, and you need some sleep or some help, you want to argue the toss and tell the world that, deep down, you are a nice fellow who was only “horsing around”.

Well, it’s a lie. The goons are human crap, filtered by time and their own choices.

If it is you, at least pull up your pants and own it. Own the cruel philosophy of persecuting the weak at every opportunity. Be that guy.

There is nothing worse than a cruel bully who cries for mom when he gets lonely and cold.

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Came here for the salt, came here for peoples opinion on goons.

Left the thread with the impression that people who try to prove why goons are so bad, mostly make themselves look like toxic social beings. Meh.

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