Shocking news reaches Gutter Press today, that a noted fashion designer has been revealed as a Rogue Drone !
Incredible !
The drone, known by the name “Oceane”, lead designer for the relatively new fashion house “Société Vêtements Synthétique”, was uncovered by agents of the Coriault Couture Collective, who had been investigating several fashion houses as part of a Federal Intelligence Office operation aimed at the human trafficking industry.
Espionage !
Although Ms. Oceane had gained a reputation as an eccentric, seldom appearing in person at fashion shows, appearing as a highly-bodymodded individual at a few events, few within the fashion world have said they had any suspicions of her true nature.
Unsuspecting !
Gutter Press agents went to Coriault constellation to find out public opinion on this shocking turn of events:
“What ? She’s a rogue drone ? That makes no sense !”, said an Odotte socialite.
“Does that mean they’re going to close ? I liked their clothes! Such dramatic and radical designs !”, said a Dodixie Quafe Girl.
“I know who’s behind this. It’s that Charles Cambridge Schmidt. He’s paranoid about competition for the capsuleer fashion market.”, claimed an Auvergne runway model.
“If rogue drones want to design clothes, I say let them !”, said an Aunia drone rights advocate.
Confusion !
Federal authorities, approached by Gutter Press for comment, have declined to comment on the issue, leaving Ms. Oceane’s status unclear.
Some Federal microstates have offered Ms. Oceane asylum, should she choose to accept.
Meanwhile, this crisis has left the Federation fashion industry in chaos, as it is unclear if the Spring Fashion Show in Caille will now proceed as planned.
Gutter Press News. The Naked Truth.
