SALE SALE SALE!!!
That’s right folks! Starting today, Cretus Incendium is having their Republic Firetail…FIRESALE!
Come on down to Rens, and get the ship of your DREAMS! These speedy little devils are AMAAAZING! Fast and furious…these little bastards tackle harder and faster than an Amarrian priest at a wedding!
And did I mention fast?! Folks Im still relatively young in the pod and I can get these little baby’s up to 3400m/s with little effort!
Whats that? There is paint missing off the back quarters? Pfft! Folks….paint=weight! That’s not missing paint, that’s SPEED STRIPPING!
Whats that again? Dents in the bow? Those aren’t dents! Those are strategically place divots designs to disrupt radar waves! ITS ALL ABOUT STEALTH BABY!!!
Don’t discount that sweet sweet Sebiestor ingenuity. It’s a thing you know…why do you think so many Amarr fly OUR ships in faction war!?!?
Right now Im offering 10 of these puppies for the low low price of 13 million isk…a full 2 million off the suggested retail!
BUT WAIT…THERES MORE!!!
Act now, and you will receive this free, life size Azazel Drakonis underwear model PLUSHIE!!
That’s right ladies……tires of sleeping in your bunk alone? Fellas…dream of having that perfect specimen of sexy masculinity at your side?
Give it a squeeze and revel in the scent of cinnamon, whiskey, and sweet manhood!
Hell, rumor has it that certain Amarrian noblewomen are DYING to get their mitts on one of these anatomically correct plush pillows of goodness….and it can be yours…ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
So come on down and pick up a new ride….and…well…a new ride today!!!
Price base on 0.7% APR over 72 months. Price does not include Concord title, license fees, and tetanus vaccine. Additional fees may apply. See your authorized Republic dealer for details.