Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

The chicken warrior has entered the battlefield. Feathers flying, claws out, and absolutely no intention of losing a 1v1

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Kage was trying to slide into your dms with a faction-tier creep fit but a civilian-tier game :wink:

oy vey, i cant help but laugh at that one

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My Loki could one-shot most of his ships. I was really hoping he’d fire on me…so I could at least get a shot in before Concord did.

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Its not that hard to get behind Jita station. I lurk there as the main exit is 34km away and I’m outside the range of even the best faction scram. Its a common tactic…you’ll often see groups of ships behind the station for that purpose. But it relies on most people having no idea how easy it is to get back there in 1 jump :slight_smile:

Watching Kage spend half an hour crawling up the side of the station was amusing though.

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Lol it was the only shot he was going to get, I still can’t believe he spent like an hour doing that then claimed he was afk what a berk

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Yeah sure you are Gloria , on a magic unicorn right

Again afk on follow but yeah keep chatting nonsense on things that didn’t happen you sad act

Imagine admitting you hit ā€˜Keep at Range’ on Gloria, walked away to make a sandwich, and then trying to gaslight everyone into believing Schrƶdinger’s Fleet happened. You can’t claim you were AFK and claim it didn’t happen.

Admitting you did it while claiming ā€˜it didn’t happen’ isn’t a defens it’s like a public confession that you lack the cognitive capacity to track your own timeline. You should go file a support ticket for your dignity, because this thread just liquidated it.

True bot aspirant behavior if I ever saw it.

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Like Spring Sky says…it’s hilarious that you were ā€˜AFK’, ā€˜ignoring me’, etc, yet you had me ā€˜on follow’.

Given that you’d just been in the safety of Jita station for an hour, I was so unimportant that you then undocked and sat there in range of 8 Tornadoes, crawling up the side of Jita station at 0.01mph trying to ā€˜follow’ me…lol.

Let’s face it. You would not have crawled up the side of Jita station for half an hour if I hadn’t been there. You don’t ā€˜ignore’ someone by spending half an hour ( unsuccessfully ) trying to figure out how to get your ship in range of them :slight_smile:

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Tbh I think most people click keep at range for Gloria .
In and out of the game

Are you thick or just illiterate?
Read it again. What she believe happens and what actually happened are two different things. That was the implication that even a 5 year old reading level person could understand.

Your reading is shocking but then again you have Vince’s wife running your education department so I’m not shocked that you read like someone who’s taken a few blows to the head

I’m still fascinated by the named toilet rolls, to be honest.

I love those ā€˜True Crime’ shows where the person’s alibi falls apart and they have to keep changing it.

Why on earth would anyone keep at range when they are well within optimal range for a sniper ? In fact the range you chose was bringing you closer…until you started crawling up the side of Jita. Yeah…that makes a lot of sense :slight_smile:

So your story is that you decided to hang about outside Jita, in easy range of 8 Tornadoes and my sniper Loki, and all manner of other ganker type ships…totally AFK…and keep me at range…for no real reason at all.

If I hadn’t been there you’d have just shot off to Perimeter. Why don’t you finally be honest and admit that you weren’t ignoring me as the only reason you hung around was that I was there.

Named brand , you know the little words on the front of the packet they come in.
Go ask mummy and daddy or your guardian who buys your shopping they will know.

Do that while you take your AI slop with you

Aiko is a greedy miner now? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Does happen because a moron can’t read ?

Because they don’t care that you are there ? Or that you exist , or they are spending more time and effort making a snack than any of the above ?

I’ve sat in Jita with 6 billion worth of cargo in a freighter afk for hours because I’ve fallen asleep at the keyboard plenty of times and no one ganked me , just like no one bothered to this time as well.

You see Gloria we don’t all take the game as super serious as you do, we play for fun whereas you and people like you are in this game to compensate for being a tragically unremarkable human being in the real world .

Remind me again who is living rent-free in who’s head?

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Pretty me in all your heads as you keep replying on here unable to just walk away.
I challenge you to do so and prove me wrong .

FYI non of them have come for this so called bounty either. Whole thread is just some low skill low level trolling attempt by a group of failed human beings with multiple complexes .

I’ll wait for the usual AI slop replies or sarcastic remarks etc it’s predictable

The ore belongs to me.

I don’t mine it.

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