Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

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thank you for leaving his pants on :sweat_smile:

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I really don’t get what the big deal was though, it’s not like he had anything to look at :heart_with_ribbon:

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That explains everything!

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The best you can do @Zaera_Keena is AI slop, honestly you couldn’t get more pathetic if you tried.
Low level low skill trolling and a completely talentless Berk you are .

No I simply have a life outside of the game and forums unlike pathetic folk like you :slight_smile:

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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Pathetic outch my feeelz, I might never recover lmao

Anti-ganking isn’t a playstyle, Kag it’s an adorable volunteer comedy troupe where everyone forgets their lines the second the blaster rack overheats. I genuinely appreciate you donating your free time from your oh so busy schedule to be our non-threatening little mascot. Do you get a shiny gold star sticker every time you successfully miss a lock? :teddy_bear::star::rocket:

Imagine paying a monthly sub or plexing an account to play Crossing Guard and then eventually uninstall from boredom.

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You don’t have to pay to play as an anti-ganker, alphas make just as effective anti-gankers as omegas

Effective at what ?

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  • Getting on killmails of ships which would die anyway
  • making the gankers consider bringing one more dps ship
  • getting ganked themselves

That’s probably it, isn’t it.

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Who’s Kag ? Stop drinking yOu cAnT sPeLl etc etc

More AI slop

You love it

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using a pioneer mining ship for this would be a great way of trolling

Not really I think it’s sad and pathetic, pretty much like you tbh

You say that but Zaera Keena is irresistible :kiss_mark:

Btw if your not piloting your ship totally wasted or faded or both your doing it wrong.

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Yeah sure whatever deluded crap you wanna believe.

kag / kage1982 (noun, British slang / informal)

Definition: A berk; a foolish, stupid, or irritating person. [1, 2]

Dictionary Breakdown

  • Word Class: Countable noun
  • Synonyms: Airhead, pillock, muppet, numptie, fool.
  • Example Usage: “I felt a right kage1982 when I couldn’t remember where I’d parked the car.” [1, 2, 3]

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