Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

You must give us our money - that is the law !!!

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Bad manners is indeed inappropriate…

i have made no promises, i said there might be a bounty on your head that MIGHT be 3T, NOT that it WOULD be 3t

Gotcha

and that was the first thing about the POSSIBILITY of 3T, so zaera keena is a source of bad information

Do we have to keep going back to this? It’s clear we are owed and it’s time to pay your dues

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Caught this tightwad red handed @Zaera_Keena

We will happily accept a written I.O.U. note, but we expect our first instalment by Friday.

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see, know you get it!

(you’re not the only one who can twist words)

Finally your speaking some truth

well this is fun, but pointless, and those mining permits are kinda dumb, i mean anyone can copy paste it into their bio and get away scot free lol

and i will let you in on a secret, i might have an alt in the safety alliance.

Since I am the one who discovered the bounty on my head, I am legally entitled to a finder’s fee. Conveniently, the finder’s fee for a 3 trillion bounty is exactly 3 trillion of which half goes to @Murder_Maid because she is awesome.

What this means is you owe us 6 trillion isk.

We wil accept weekly payments of 100 million for the next 600 million years

even if there was a finders fee, it would have become null and void because i told you about it! so you found nothing, you were only told about it

fine, just give me 150 years (real time) before i start paying weekly

Exactly so stop messing with us and just pay up

Awww thank you Zaera :sparkling_heart: definitely one of my all time favs

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you forgot about the even if, and about the null and void bit.

No ifs or buts - PAY UP

Your lunch money belongs to us now

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i already told you i will after 150 real years.

and i have no lunch money, so you get 0 dollars 0 cents

Neither does Kage - how odd