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Zaera is a big fan of ganking clowns in highsec as it acts as a Darwinian filter to weed out the terrible who deserve to be destroyed.
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This sounds like something you’d say at Ganker’s anonymous.
“Hi, Zaera is Zaera and she’s a ganker.”
“Hi, Zaera.”
“Zaera is a big fan of ganking clowns in highsec as it acts as a Darwinian filter to weed out the terrible who deserve to be destroyed.”
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Excellent ! You can mine some for me then.
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He also like pinching ORE. He will pinch yours if you not careful.
Zaera suspects that Frostpacker gets high by sniffing the stuff.
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Well currently we are mining ore to produce ships that will be used for ganking.
We currently have an outstanding order of 5b ganker ship hulls at cost so we can then use these funds to send them to our Orincess necessary of Highsec
She is the Orincess? They have cream for that.
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You are refering to a laxative cream that helps you poop fast (within minutes or hours) containing enemas and suppositories. You supposed to inject it directly into your bum though, not rub it all over your face you clown|
I didn’t know Orincess necessary of Highsec was having those troubles. My sincere sympathies.
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Someone took my place. 
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@Chad_Frostpacker I was going to post a comment over a month ago, but I stopped myself mid rant, since I was out of my Effexor. I think I am clear as a Scientologist now, and hope less venomous than a desert scorpion.
- A. Why would you expect gankers to be kind or polite?
B. Why would you converse with someone who blew up your unarmed mining vessel?
C. The police in real life ( here in the states ) are very slow to respond and by the time they show up you are mugged, violated, beaten, and / or murdered.
D. They would not be called “gankers”, if they blew up belt rats, I think we would call them friends.
I don’t love or hate gankers, I find them the most pathetic example of PvP here. This is why I only feel sorry for them. They obviously cannot target simple belt rats or join the real PvPers as they would get their ass handed to them. Therefore they target unarmed weak vulnerable mining ships and haulers. I don’t know about you, but I don’t envy their PvP score, when it comes from such a low and vile act.
I have sent some gankers mail in the form of a bill. Not for myself, but for the people who are new and upset about their loss. I make certain they are worthy of such remuneration and give them twice the amount of ISK they lost in the incursion. I then send the offender my bill. I also want it clear, I don’t do this at their request, but look at data on the kill-board among other sources. I give the ganker 30 days to pay, otherwise I send the mercenaries to collect. Mercenaries have a good collection rate and add their own charges as well.
Have fun!
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Wrong thd for holding back!
We are! 
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Only one bil on this special day to the one you claim to love beyond measure? 
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New Halaima Code of Conduct
Upon being suicide ganked, a miner should congratulate the ganker on her (or his) success. A “Praise Aiko!” or “PA” in local is customary.
Miners should be courteous and must refrain from the use of profanity or toxic masculinity.
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