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Warp Core Stabilizer I (and Warp Core Stabilized II and all meta ones)

When installed this unit attempts to compensate for fluctuations and disruptions of the ship’s warp core,
which makes the ship more resilient against any attempts to prevent it from warping by using a disruptor or a scrambler.

However, when several of these modules are fitted in the same ship, there are strong evidence that together these modules somehow affects on the brains of anyone in close proximity who tries to use a disruptor or scrambler against such a ship,
often resulting to anger, crying or other strong emotions.

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11_64_2 FLUID ROUTER NaCL RESIDUE : New Item

Following CONCORD’s limiting of fluid router bandwidth across null-security regions in mid-YC121, wind-down reactions within the complex Qe4HE-fueled FTL comms routers generated of large amounts of this simple compound, which has since been observed being exchanged between Capsuleers in various exchanges. Certain Capsuleer parties have gathered immense quantities of this compound at CONCORD’s headquarters in Yulai, seemingly in protest of blackout measures that had been implemented for the safeguarding of the cluster against the emergent threat of the Drifters.

“If these meddling degenerates refuse to understand the gravity of the dangers New Eden currently faces, they deserve whatever they bring upon themselves.”

-- DED Captain Oveg Drust

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Sleipnir

Pew Pew!

(In tune to the famous football chant “You’re just Tottenham in disguise!”)
You’re a hurricane! You’re a hurricane! You’re just a hurricane in disguise! You’re just a hurricane in disguise!

Pew Pew!

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Stabber (ship) - current description
The Stabber is the mainstay of the Minmatar fleet. It is light and extremely fast, yet surprisingly powerful, with a wide variety of weapons. It is one of few Minmatar vessels that have reached popularity outside Minmatar space.

Stabber (ship) - proposed description
Shaped like a dragon she performs like one. A deadly combination of 4 turrets, 2 missile bays and a full 5 light drone slots. What she lacks in defense she more than makes up for in offense and speed. Fit an afterburner and this baby will rain down all damage types from afar with little danger to the pilot. In close-combat the 5 drones present a significant threat. An affordable and excellent choice for medium-level combat missions for pilots from all nations.

By player : Alexa Dominique

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Bomb Launcher 1

Kill your enemies on purpose. Kill your friends accidentally.

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The Chemosh: Is a dreadnought class ship, that has showed rivality to the amarr navy military techonology, the design of the ship shows the mark of the blood raiders whom efforts have been focused into countering the amarr empire’s crushing navy strengths and their newer innovations.

The Molok:
The Molok is a titan class ship, that has been built by the Blood raiders Under the command of Omir Sarikusa’s order, Following the return of Jamyl, the blood raiders started expanding their military arsenal thus crafting the molok.
The Molok remains to this day the pride of the blood raiders cult.

Developers: The blood raiders covenant
The Blood raiders are known for their highly armored ships and their effective use of laser beams, they released their ships following their philosophy of draining blood out of their victimes, which indicates the way they are designed,

Rorqual:
The rorqual serves as an ORE industrial capital ship, after the massive uprising use of capital ships, ORE revolutionized mining by creating the Rorqual.
The rorquals massive strength lies behind the use of industrial core, in order to compress the harvested ores and ice shards besides that it offers a sharp boost in harvested amounts of ore and shield boosting capacity, the rorquals can fit a Pulse Activated Nexus Invulnerability Core module (PANIC) that makes it and the rest of nearby ships invulnerable to any incoming damage.
The rorqual remains now a backbone to many of the null sector alliances in new eden.

The Keepstar:
Due to it’s size the keepstar is the largest capsuleer owned citadel in new eden, the keepstar serves as a staging point for an alliance or a whole coalition, it includes a capsuleer driven market and fitting stations, the keepstar is known not only for it’s high defensive capacity and large health pool also for a colossal weaponry arsenal, and it offers supercapitals the ability to be towed into it making it a rewardable target in new eden for every capsuleer.

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Astarte

Current description:
Duvolle Labs manufactures sturdy ships with a good mix of offensive and defensive capabilities. Since the company is one of New Eden’s foremost manufacturers of particle blasters, its ships tend to favor turrets and thus have somewhat higher power output than normal.

Proposed description:

Gallente federation after assessing the information from battlefields, came to an idea to create a superior battlecruiser hull which will retain it’s blaster design. Design that will have an increased firepower, followed by substantial defense increase.
Duvolle Labs were the obvious choice to design and manufacture this federation jewel.
Tests were success and the order for the first 1000 ships for Federation Navy was made.
A year after, manufacturing lines for capsuleers opened.

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Hurricane (ship) - current description
The force with which this ship hits is more than sufficient to leave a trail of shattered enemies, floating around like so much lifeless debris. An adaptable vessel, it has enough turret hardpoints for a full-scale assault while remaining versatile enough to allow for plenty of missile fire, and has both sufficient speed to outrun its enemies and sufficient capacitor charge to outlast them.

Hurricane (ship) - proposed description
True to her name she is fast and deadly. The Hurricane’s offense offers 7 high slots (6 turrets and/or 3 missile slots) which are amplified by her 40m3 drone bay. With 6 low power slots and 4 medium power slots this streamlined beast can mount a defense to be feared while her offense leaves a trail of destruction behind her.

By player : Alexa Dominique

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I wanted to give this a try - particularly I figured I could try to create descriptions for items that have no description. I tried to build their properties from the items they create. Others are improvised entirely. Without further ado:

Yan Jung Crystal Cylinder

Retrieved from Yan Jung ruins in the Algintal constellation, this crystal cylinder is still in excellent condition. It could be put into use building modules requiring extremely sturdy crystalline structures. Analysis suggests it could also be used to enhance module specific microcontrollers, thus reducing CPU and energy requirements while still maintaining highly efficient forcefields.

Yan Jung Glass Scale

Yan Jung glass scale linear encoding units are prized for their incredible precision even after millennia of neglect, and are needed for ultra-precise machining of certain other Yan Jung derived components and modules.

Yan Jung Info Matrix

This info matrix holds data stored in a holographic format. This particular info matrix appears to contain advanced theories regarding force field generation and energy efficiency optimization.

Yan Jung Nano Fabric

This exotic fabric has resisted wear and tear for thousands of years. Analysis of its base materials indicates that much like contemporary microfiber shielding, it would still work as a flexible electromagnetic interference insulator in high-energy systems.

Yan Jung Null Shell

Dubbed the “null shell”, this device is a remarkable and barely understood piece of ancient technology that utilizes exotic quantum physics theories to nullify runaway electrons in its vicinity. This is extremely useful in preventing damage to high-energy plasma conduits, augmenting their stability.

Yan Jung Paradox Box

The Paradox Box is a self-contained storage and holographic display unit that contains solutions to several quantum physics paradoxes, which can be useful in enhancing the effectiveness of various types of forcefields without the need of extra resource cost.

Yan Jung Plenary Wire

Also called “perfect wire”, it is a Yan Jung version of the standard superconducting wire, with subtle differences in base materials.

Yan Jung Semiotic Theory

Semiotics is the study of signs and symbols. This is a data-cache of studies on the symbols used by the Yan Jung.

Yan Jung Silk Armor

Despite its name, the Yan Jung Silk Armor is actually a block of advanced metamaterial that can be weaved with modern tools into ultra-thin, yet immensely durable strands that can then be tensioned around sensitive modules, and will act as a low-tech protection from blunt damage incurred during spaceship combat (e.g. collapsing bulkheads, objects thrown by explosions).

Yan Jung Singularity Fact Sheet

Collected Yan Jung knowledge and understanding of singularities.

Yan Jung Tachyon Stetoscope

Named as such due to its distinctive shape, the tachyon stetoscope is used for detecting and capturing of tachyon particles.

Yan Jung Thunder Kite

One of the more mysterious pieces of ancient salvage, the Yan Jung Thunder Kite, when incorporated into existing module designs such as remote armor repairers, sensor boosters and warp core stabilizers, launches an array of energy tendrils (outside visible light spectrum) that move erratically much like a kite or lightning - hence the device’s name - always seeking the path of least resistance and communicating it with its parent module, typically boosting the transmission and acquisition range of said modules.

Yan Jung Trigonometric Laws

Yan Jung Trigonometry is almost but not quite entirely unlike standard trigonometry.

Yan Jung Vellum Etch

Vellum etches are thick slabs of carefully coarsened ceramic platings, usually installed in locations requiring high heat resistance.

Yan Jung Void Machine

It is uncertain what the Yan Jung used these devices originally for, but the main use for recovered Void Machines today is to enhance the creation of the depleted vacuum bubble by a ships warp core, in particular, they are core components of the most advanced warp core stabilizers available on the market.

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Kruul’s DNA

Keep away from the Damsel in distress.

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Dolls

Sold by an unsavoury character called HEXFORD throughout New Eden as a anti-ganking good luck charm. Purchased by many miners and haulers at an extortionate price made him an instant multi-billionaire right up to the point where he was hung by a gang of irate owners as he had a strict no returns policy for lone miner purchases!

Recent research has shown that they have no immediate anti-ganking properties except that the user can hold on tightly to something whilst being podded. These Dolls are very rare and continue to be used as anti-ganking charms to this day.

They remain, for some strange reason, highly popular.

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I believe we need to change Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery II to be called Quad barreled Gas Powered Ass Hammer… II.

On a more serious not, I believe the NPC corporations need to up their game in the naming of their T1 weapon systems so here are my suggestions;

All Gallium systems to be re-named “Viper”
All Prototype precise to be renamed “Paladin”

Limited Neutron Blaster I to be renamed " Trident" Neutron Blaster

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Leviathan :
also infamously referred to as “Mininela Erinen’s Modified Jump Portal Generator”

After many years of being the “red-headed step child” of Titans, Caldari Navy CEO Mininela Erinen took it upon herself to “Make the Leviathan Great Again”. No one else in the Caldari State was listening of course because they all knew it never was.
So on 22/8/121, she re-classified the Leviathan to “Mininela Erinen’s Modified Jump Portal Generator”, giving it the sales tagline “So many hardpoints, so many choices for your Jump Portal Generator”. Her initial report to the Caldari State explaining her actions upon receiving the formal letter of warning read “Yes, I know it’s all hogwash, but no one actually buys a Levi to use it in combat…duhhhh…Besides, all those capsuleers love officer modified modules.”

Role Bonus:
• Can fit Doomsday devices, looks very sexy beside the jump portal generator
• Can fit Jump Portal Generator on ANY of it’s 8 High Slot Hard-points! (Slaps roof - this bad boy can fit so many bridges in it!)
• Can fit Clone Vat Bay, but where would you put the jump portal generator?
• Can use three Command Burst modules, that is after you choose where your jump portal will go
• Can fit one Phenomena Generator module, right beside the jump portal now that you can’t fit a cyno.
1000% bonus to sexy Jump Portals baby, yeah!

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Supercomputers
When an individual computer system incorporates a wide range of networked utilities, layered processors, and redundant memory cores, it is said to have evolved into a supercomputer. Such systems can be put to use solving difficult fluid/surface interaction problems, simulating complex chemical reactions or for just playing computer games.

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It is with plenty of meditation that i have come to the conclution that i’d like to polerize alpha space. i think the core of Eve is faction , ive thought of this alott and one way is to make 5 and below systems nutural to alphas . 6 through 9 systems free kill for alpha to alpha in there faction space 8 and 9 will have boosts for its faction alphas, and 10 space , lets say , concord will kill out of faction alphas. omega players will be the only ones to train social skills . therefor are left out of this glorious
war. concord still applys to them

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nesters to fit covert opps cloak but only in null sec.

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for the mines ( only because i have some prints ) to come back .
TWIST : mine will bounce you 20km from point of explosion.

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‘Augmented:’ mining drone

A Rogue drone tech enhanced version that offers higher mining yield. Unfortunately as a result of having to watch them non-stop, capsuleers are developing numerous negative health ailments including the newly discovered carpal tunnel ass, and sleep assnea

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Garbage

One mans junk is another mans treasure, except for this garbage which has no value to anyone.

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IMICUS

A cross between Gumby and Pokey.