Yeah, it’s called Fenris now Marvel Cotton Swab.
old news
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Wild what miners will say to get out of paying for a perfectly good permit, the permit is the gold standard to not being ganked @Zaera_Keena
My salty tears are real @Uriel_the_Flame 
lol 
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Makes sense. Anyone who willingly aligns a Retriever toward an asteroid belt for six hours just to watch a glowy laser beam definitely thrives on pain
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Watching a Retriever pop is far more beautiful than watching a glowy laser beam
Enough already with the LARPing.
Here, a poem just for you—a Hatch J. Nasty original:
Tourist
You strut into the basement
Like you just made the scene
Store-bought vintage
And hair chopped clean.
You got the clothes and makeup
The attitude, affect
But no ink or piercings
You’re far from wrecked.
The music is murderous
Distortion, reverb.
You smile and hum along
But you don’t know the words
And we know it.
We.
See.
Through.
You.
You haven’t made the scene.
You’re just passing by.
You’ll take off this costume
Cause you know it’s a lie.
You’re a poseur. A faker.
You’re only here for the ride.
You’re a tourist.
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Awww you didn’t need to write me poetry to get my attention, isk would have been just fine 
Roses are red,
Your barge died,
You wrote us a poem,
While your character cried.
The Code must be followed,
The rules are quite clear,
No permits were purchased,
So we brought you some cheer.
Keep typing your rhymes,
But remember the task:
We wants millions,
In a shiny ISK flask.
Capisce ?
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gankers never won against these parasites. You can’t defeat greed.
A great pilot once told me
it doesn’t matter how many pixelated ships you blow up how you truly defeat your enemy is to crush their will to log on, that’s true victory.
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Some crush your will to live
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OMG I love it!
Send your isk to Aiko right away! 
Payment Processing.
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I can help miners with these permits. Just DM me. 50% discounted permits. I got connections 
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If your making some good money care to spare 100 mill for the Tourist Bus? I’m taking a sightseeing adventure to Uedema, pretty please @Lydra_Victor
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