How bumping could be changed

Is it a fast moving grape hitting a slow moving truck?

Or maybe a bullet striking a tank?

I imagine it can look a lot like this.

How am I so much smarter than you???

No. But thatā€™s a good analogy for a frigate slamming into a freighter at max speed.

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

You must be a bad pilot.

EvE Uni offers a bumping class.

You should know by now that I donā€™t bite when people pretend to be stupid to try and rile me up.

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

Yeah, no appreciable damage.

We arent even talking hypersonic speeds here

Its a silly question as EvE ships are nonsensical gibberish, just like the rest of the lore.

Iā€™m sorry that you donā€™t know how to safely maneuver your spaceship in such a way as to change the course of another ship.

If you ever undock, you can practice!

Itā€™s very safe!

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Iā€™m saying that if you have something the size of a Titan in space and you take something the size of a tin can in ZERO Fā€™ING Gravity - none of the under educated muppet responses you posted here would suffice.

You can be a figurative princess if you want.
Aiko is a literal princess.

Itā€™s not as simple as that.
Density, friction, and many other factors come into play here. But in general momentum and inertia play a critical role in the eventual outcome of two different massed objects at different speeds (on possibly different vectors) interacting with each other.

If CCP adopted a more realistic physics simulation, these people would just start crying even more. My community would certainly be able to fly their ships, but these bozos would just die during the undock and whine endlessly.

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Not much density or friction in space and the only ā€œmany other factorsā€ that I can think of are the many Aiko apologists that will be jumping on my truths.

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

The only truth is you donā€™t undock, and I do.

A forum warrior troll is all you will ever be.

Undock and prove me wrong?

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You spend all day on the forum, but you claim to be in space all the time. Thatā€™s bot aspirant behavior.

Iā€™m getting mixed messages, here.

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

Today we have the benchmark for ā€™ pot calling kettle blackā€™.

You guys are just bickering. Letā€™s try to stay on topic and discuss all the potential improvements to bumping gameplay.

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Soā€¦ Ignoring mass and armour, k.

Wellā€¦you knowā€¦on the internetā€¦dogsā€¦

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More like delusional ramblings and chaos

I wasnā€™t refering to space. I was refering to the density of each object once in contact with each other and resulting friction.