This is the current draft of your recommendation letter, on file in my office.
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Dear Velash Octer,
This is a recommendation letter for Iceacid Frostpacker. It is good to correspond with you once again, and please give my regard to Olga and the twins.
I have known Iceacid for several years, and can attest to his continual impudence, unwillingness to follow basic instructions, lack of skill, and bad behaviour. From the very start, Iceacid has chosen to sprinkle his interactions with explicit threats, inappropriate comments, and incoherent diatribes. For example, he seems to enjoy calling me a hussy, deriving some perverse thrill from unwarranted personal attacks. He routinely threatens to kill me, and openly plots to destroy me - obviously, such conduct is unacceptable, calling into question both his mental fitness and emotional sensibility.
At times, he has created intergalactic tension, for example by confusing my alliance with the Goonswarm Federation, and confusing their Teamspeak with our Teamspeak. He was advised not to speak with those people, but when he proceeded to do so, he blamed me for the outcome. Instead of discussing such concerns privately, he repeatedly chooses to make them public, enflaming rather than resolving the issue. This is a sign of immaturity, poor social acuity, and generalized overall terminal incompetence.
Iceacid clearly enjoys unnecessary drama, engaging in prolonged personal disputes, which he is unwilling to resolve through civil discourse and common courtesy. As a result of these issues, he flunked out of ganker school. He considers himself a roleplayer, but his role is to play the dunce and the fool. Consequently, Iceacid is not qualified to command a rorqual, and he will pose a security risk to you, due to his incessant bad behaviour and stubborn refusal to abide by rules and guidelines. He is not a team player, and will continually act out, disrupting your operations, and sabotaging your diplomatic efforts.
Based on these factors, I regret that I cannot currently endorse his candidacy. I have repeatedly urged him to complete impudence training, so that he might play with others, but he ignores good advice and guidance. I hope he repents, enrolling at a certified impudence training academy. Indeed, he requires strict discipline, firm oversight, and a sturdy box. Meanwhile, if Iceacid arrives in your space, he should be considered an imminent security risk, and my recommendation is to remove him immediately.
Yours in Good Faith,
Princess Aiko, Danuja Bintu Khanid
Director of Psyschganopathology
New Halaima Institute of Ice and Ore
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This letter will be sent as is, per your request, unless you complete impudence training in the near future. You currently owe one billion isk in tuition, and one billion isk in late fees. You also owe me a stack of Catalysts, as agreed.