There are many accusations of heresy, and counter-accusations, floating around on the IGS.
None of them have used the Proper Method of identifying heresy, which I shall elaborate.
Now, I used “floating around” in my opening remark for a reason. You see, typically, the insult used is “heretic scum”, because scum floats.
But what else floats ? Wood. And that’s why heretics burn, because they are made of wood, and therefore float, which is why they are also scum.
But of course, wood is not the only thing that floats. What else floats ? That’s right. Ducks.
So, when you suspect someone of heresy, you should see if they weigh the same as a duck, which will indicate that the suspect is made of wood, and is therefore a heretic, and scum to boot.
But you say, there are many ducks, of many different sizes, how do you know which duck is the correct one to use ?
Well, friend, it is simple. The correct duck is the Athran Imperator Duck, which is of course native to the wetlands of equatorial Amarr Prime, and is some 60kg mass when fully grown. It’s a fricking big duck, you’ll know it when you see it.