Forgive me, dear Princess, for I have sinned, my beta desires escaped my lips.
I grovel at your feet, Heir of the Legacy, Heir to the CODE. Forgive me. I have edited my post in thy name, and inscribed the original error upon my tombstone, should you wish to execute and make an example of my carnal sins.
Long live the Princess! May she reign forevermore!
to long didn’t read but you are the second princess i meet in the game
the first was a amarr one , now a code one
good to meet you your highness , im all in favor of princesses , they are better than us
my favorite is Ariel but you are fine to
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btw…
Do you have magic hair?
Magic hands?
Do animals talk to you?
Were you poisoned?
Cursed?
Kidnapped or enslaved?
Do you made a deal with an underwater sea witch… where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Have you ever had true Love’s Kiss?
Do you have daddy issues?
Do you have a mom?
Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Great questions! Here are the answers.
My hair is naturally fortified with olive oils and Moroccan spices.
My hands are soaked for two hours daily in the blood of incel miners.
Animals love me.
I was poisoned several times, but I am immortal.
I have never been cursed, but some say that I am a witch.
I enjoy both kidnappery and random enslavement of Gallente tourists.
How do you know my origin story?
A Khanid kiss is like a dagger in the back.
Why would I have issues with the Great Khan Khanid?
My mom was a closet miner and arrested by the Acolytes of the Mashtori.
All my problems were solved when a great big man named James 315 saved me.
I can confirm that Aiko is loved by animals.
I trust that’s not an accusation of bestiality ?!
Our Queen, Princess Aiko, Heir to the Legacy of King James CCXV is loved by all.
Had it not been for CODE all of high sec would have been consumed by bots and aspirants, the scourge and plague of our lands in times past. Thence came a savior, James 315, and purged the cosmos of the wicked.
Glory to the CODE!
A princess is an heir, but a queen is neither. Make your mind up.
We refer to her as Princess, but by law she is Queen.
Thus, “Our Queen,” must precede, “Princess Aiko,” since “Queen,” carries the legal force of the remaining proclamation, and asserts that the “Princess Aiko,” is the Queen of CODE.
You goofus, I’m a princess of Khanid, but Queen of Lamaa, and Empress in Amarr!
And, secretly, Eccentrica Gallumbits - the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.
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I would like to just like how much I like this thread
how are your sandwich making skillz?
I’m a cheese and pickle man, and I am confident that I make the finest cheese and pickle sandwiches in the land. It requires large cuts of the finest Double Gloucester, combined with large chunks of Branston pickle, and just the slightest smear of butter on thick-sliced bread.
The results are spectacular, and I encourage you to try them sometime.
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