I WAS A CODE. SPACE BULLY

I just sinned today while on my alt and I feel really bad about that it turned out to be an 8 day old Venture pilot sitting on a 0.6 system with 312 x Talassonite in the wreck.

Does anyone know just how long that stuff takes to mine? James 315’s law on Highsec did in fact save this lad.

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Say 50 Hail Mittanis and pay an indulgence to The Code., and all will be forgiven.

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Your existence is a sin by itself.

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You take that back.

Bite me.

I don’t bite buffoons.

You sure? Your mother told me you bit her quite a lot while breast fed.

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He said “buffoons,” not “baboons.”

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I had been summoned here to haul your sorry ass to the sin bin.

I know. His mother is a buffoon as well. It hasn’t been decided yet whether she is also a baboon.

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And you are?

The sin bin…

Is that like my little plastic garbage can with stickers of anime girls plastered all over it, where I chuck all the used tissues?

Speaking of which, I really gotta empty that thing out.

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I knew I’d heard that term somewhere before!

THAT! IS! TOO! MUCH! INFORMATION!

anime-chika-fujiwara-slap-slapping-harisen

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The sin bin wouldn’t only just have anime girls on it

Yes, there are some anime boys too.

It’s the anime giraffes that worries me…

The long necks are very kawaii.

  1. Admits to cheating and attempting to lie his way to safety.
  2. Complains at getting caught and puts the blame on all but himself.
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All of which shows he’s perfectly adapted to Eve…

This is just a shot in the dark, I don’t mean to offend, but are you a little girl or something?

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