Diagonal line. Like an erect phallus. Which, coincidentally, you get when you’re ganking.
Yes. You must now gank YOURSELF in your most expensive ships. Simply set your safety to red, warp to a gate and aggress a blue ship or stationary gun. Repeat this process until all your ISK is used up buying ships and your possessions sold for ISK to buy them.
Thank you for your cooperation! 
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What is a Sociopath?
People often confuse the terms sociopath and psychopath and use them interchangeably. They aren’t different in the clinical sense. Both terms refer to people who have antisocial personality disorder (ASPD). Those with ASPD have no regard for others’ rights or feelings, lack empathy and remorse for wrongdoings, and have the need to exploit and manipulate others for personal gain.
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Sociopaths have less consistent behavior than psychopaths. Psychopaths are more controlled and charming. Their manipulation is more detached, and they plan ahead. Sociopaths experience anxiety and find rage far harder to control. They may act without thought and, as a result, they may have a harder time blending in. Inconsistencies between their words and their lives may be easier to see.
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So, what you are really saying is that all gankers are dicks?
In the best possible way.
Only in your own deluded dreams 
Ah yes, our resident arm-chair psychologist! Please continue…
Renly, can you diagnose me please? Maybe a tarot reading as well?
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Temperance, Justice, and the Six of Swords.
Oh! Do me next!
Eight of cups, The Chariot, Six of Cups.
And in English?
The eight of cups suggests that there was an important disillusionment in your past, or a source of pessimism. If channeled correctly, it can lead you to greater, more profound truths, about yourself and the world (rather than naive, childish ideas).
The Chariot is your present. It represents overcoming obstacles, usually through determination and hard work. It suggests that you will be successful in your pursuits, but only in proportion to the work you put into them.
The six of cups suggests that you may remain tied to or focused on the past. In a positive way, you may use your past experiences as a source of wisdom, but it can also be a warning not to dwell on past problems and to allow yourself to move on.
/me opens and starts eating can of expired cat food
Sorry, you were saying?
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We’ll have to wait and see how it turns out in the end.
In the game technically the answer is Yes.
That’s why they have criminal status.
I want a reading too😒
Ok Githany, I have done a Celtic Cross reading for you. As always, Aiko Danuja is here to provide the finest mystical tarot readings in all of New Eden, available now for just 1 billion isk. What a great price!
The underlying card hidden beneath the center of the cross, represents the underlying nature of the situation. The Emperor passes judgment on good and evil, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance.
The upper card represents the obstacle which confronts you. Princess Aiko has already achieved complete victory, and she reigns over a harmonious ganking society.
The card at the top of the cross represents your spiritual ambition. You have good intentions, and desperately want to be a better carebear.
The card at the bottom of the cross represents the foundation upon which your ambition rests. The miners are lazy and they have fallen asleep. They cannot be saved. It is time to withdraw and come up with an entirely new goal.
The card on the left suggests a direction to travel. Why not accept that you are but a pleb, and enlist as a mere servant of her royal Highness? Someone who is both reasonable and eloquent beckons. You could take the sword, and fight against evil miners!
The card on the right also suggestions a direction of travel. Why not accept that you are but a pleb, and pledge your eternal loyalty to the High Queen and one true Princess of Agil? Even if you are not a fighter, you can still praise her divine Grace.
To the right of the cross, is the staff of WISDOM. The base card represents your current attitude and role. You are oppressed by the toxic antiganking community, and you have taken on a struggle which will leave you exhausted and unfulfilled. Why accept this foolish burden?
As we move up the card, the next card represents an influential person in your life. It is a knight of the CODE. Her fiery steed carries her forward with honor and dignity, and you admire her glorious poise.
The penultimate card represents an unexpected truth about this situation. The fact of the matter is you like Princess Aiko. She’s fun, and enjoys a glass of wine. The truth is that you would enjoy ganking, and you’d be happier if you accepted this. You are but a pleb, but in your proper orbit, you would be content.
The final card represents the ultimate outcome, should you embrace the wisdom of the Tarot. You will be dominated completely and utterly, enjoying the safety provided by a wise ruler.
Thank you for purchasing an authentic Princess Aiko tarot reading. Summon the mystical insights of the spider queen, who will tell your fortune for just 1 billion isk!
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Aiko, you know I love you, but calling that a “glass” is the biggest understatement since someone said “what’s the big deal? it’s just the Sudetenland.” Your rampant alcoholism is starting to affect group morale. We’re all becoming very concerned about you, and I think it’s time that we had a “talk,” if you know what I mean.
Also, I must regretfully inform you that live sardines are in fact not a garnish for Chenin Blanc. Eerily, none of us know where and how you’re even getting them, but you keep leaving them in the glasses after imbibing, and some guests have started complaining about the smell.
Well, I like the salt.
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