Oh no the fortizar! Oh no! What will we do without it???
Thank goodness we got The Code out of there before it exploded!
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Wont somebody think of the womans and childerns codes…and all the stacks of unissued permits…
Oh the horror…the humanity…
Sometimes I dream about multiboxing a fleet of battleships and grinding away to kill space stations that nobody cares about, and then I realize that I don’t care either. Dunking a one day old Venture is more thrilling than any citadel bash.
Windows Update has more engaging gameplay.
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This is honestly the first I’m hearing of a fortizar…
To think that the little movement I joined back in 2012, would grow to not only change the very culture of EVE Online, but would one day own a fortizar.
Wow.
Now, what is it that fortizars do, again?
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Didn’t want that Fortizar anyway…, hahahahaha!
Or this Astrahus Astrahus | Advanced Tear Harvesting V | Killmail | zKillboard
Notice the Ventures you missed out on there Aiko!
Or this one: Astrahus | Advanced Tear Harvesting V | Killmail | zKillboard
Even more Ventures that you could have come and killed, a target rich environment for your elite PvP, lol.
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OH NO I MISSED OUT ON A VENTURE??? 
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I feel like I might take this a little more personally if I knew what fortizars were for…
Do they kill carebears?
We have/had structures?!?!?
And if we take fortizar cost at 10b and sold shares that at of time writing is around 2.5t. How much do you think Code. cares? The fortizar was just a new approach to suicide ganking.
You care enough to keep posting that you don’t care!
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So carebears cared enough about us to spend time grinding down our structures? 
They even came back for the timers? 
They weren’t grinding AFK ISK the whole time? They actually did a thing with guns against another player???
We had structures?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!
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LOL you don’t get our philosophy, do ya Dracky? 
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Carebears learning to fight and work together is part of James’s plan…that is the code.
James always wins.
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Yeah, carebears really struggle with this. I don’t really think it’s that advanced of a concept, but it may be too nuanced of thinking for their black and white, 1-dimensional carebear minds to grasp.
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Come now. They were “dunked” as hard as you were when a Code agent exploded your abandoned POS equipment after you took a break from the game.
I mean, good on a couple AG for doing something in the sandbox and inflicting some consequences on a player for leaving stuff unattended in space, but significant this event is not. Cleaning up abandoned structures of players that have left the game isn’t a “dunking”.
Further, as a document of content-generation, the Code has won again. A minor victory I guess given the situation, but finally, after many years, someone actually took a break from their compulsive grinding to get some symbolic revenge by exploding CODE.-owned structure. Sure, they had to wait until their opponents left the game, but they did it.
So winning all around, I guess.
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This is interesting, do elaborate!
Regale us, Lucas.
What an idiot.
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What you said was just ignorant.
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Please tell us more about how CODE works and what we do and think.
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