Is Eve Dying/Dead?

[Duella_Cre_Vil]

I decided to buy the Paladin and it’s insane

[Starfall_Achura]

Eve doesn’t get to die because dying isn’t a god given right! Oh wait…

[Snowflake_Tem]

Just now realised the genius of this immortal thread.

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Xuxe_Xu

Marauders (for you it would be the Caldari Golem) can fit these unique and so-useful modules called Bastion Modules. When you activate it, your ship can’t move, but “digs in” and becomes a fortress. Your shield booster / armor repair doubles it’s strength, you become immune to electronic warfare, and your weapons get better!
Go dominate gatecamps, etc! Enjoy their tears of impotent rage! lol

I was so sad when I learned using bastion gave suspect. I was debating wasting the time/ISK to fit out a Kronos and go bastion in Uedama and survive ganks for lulz.

[Emira_Sultana]

It’s not dead, and EVE is no more dying than we all are at present.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Gix_Firebrand

I was so sad when I learned using bastion gave suspect.

Suspect?

I thought it was just a weapon timer? Did they change it?

[Gix_Firebrand]

I think it gives suspect? Maybe they changed it. I so wanna use my bait kronos.

[Duella_Cre_Vil]

You’ll pwn entire fleets in like 10 seconds probably Marauders are insane.

[Mr_Epeen]

@Destiny_Corrupted

@Gix_Firebrand

I was so sad when I learned using bastion gave suspect.

Suspect?

I thought it was just a weapon timer? Did they change it?

It’s like watching two toddlers discussing quantum mechanics.

Hopelessly hilarious.

Mr Epeen

[Destiny_Corrupted]

Cry

[Xuxe_Xu]

Bastion against a bunch of players in small ships is actually likely to get your ship turned into Red Glowing Dust™.

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Duella_Cre_Vil

You’ll pwn entire fleets in like 10 seconds probably Marauders are insane.

Maybe. Depends on how much they bring. My fit has about 210k EHP so

@Xuxe_Xu

Bastion against a bunch of players in small ships is actually likely to get your ship turned into Red Glowing Dust™.

Well yes and no.

[Xuxe_Xu]

Schrödinger’s Marauder

[Wes_Wyhunnan]

Come on people, you’re better than this. Bastion gives a 60 second weapons timer, not suspect. If it gave a suspect timer there wouldn’t be a missioning marauder left in hi sec in a week.

[Mr_Epeen]

@Wes_Wyhunnan

Come on people, you’re better than this.

No. They’re really not.

Mr Epeen

[Xuxe_Xu]

@Mr_Epeen

No. They’re we’re really not.

ftfy
We can face reality together.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

Normally great advice, but in this case I’m not sure that it’s a wise idea to take him off his lithium. Last time that happened, he ended up posting on that terrible alt for two years.

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Wes_Wyhunnan

Come on people, you’re better than this. Bastion gives a 60 second weapons timer, not suspect. If it gave a suspect timer there wouldn’t be a missioning marauder left in hi sec in a week.

Ah never flown one yet and they weren’t around the last time I was in New Eden.

Hm. Might be worth it for the lulz then.

@Destiny_Corrupted

Normally great advice, but in this case I’m not sure that it’s a wise idea to take him off his lithium. Last time that happened, he ended up posting on that terrible alt for two years.

He does seem to be obsessed with us. I mean I find it kinda cute. Its like the harmless old dude shaking his cane at you.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Gix_Firebrand

He does seem to be obsessed with us. I mean I find it kinda cute. Its like the harmless old dude shaking his cane at you.

I don’t know, maybe to you. But personally I wouldn’t want to run into that thing in a dark alley.

[Mr_Epeen]

@Gix_Firebrand

He does seem to be obsessed with us.

You sure got that one ass backwards. Every time I post anything, the NPC and his sycophants will make ten replies.

There’s an obsession all right. Plain as day.

Mr Epeen