ISD DORRIM BARSTARLODE IS DANK

This forum thread is for posting nice things about @ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode, who is just a dank dude and all around cool cat. Feel free to share your inspiring stories, memories, and fan fiction.

My favourite memory of Dorrim is from the time I visited Murmansk, during the White War. After my village was burnt, I marched north with the other peasants, struggling to survive on elderberries and ginger root. I still remember the frigid chill of the Arctic swell, and the icy snowflakes which melt and refreeze, forcing us all to remain huddled around the open pits of refuse which were kept continually burning to maintain our grim spirits. We had already eaten the last of our mules, and I was not looking forward to the coming winter, when suddenly Dorrim appeared like the Archangel Gabriel. His light and warmth did pierce our souls, and he joyfully embraced us as if we were his own children. One by one we boarded his magical starship, and that’s the story of a small contingent of refugees who were were miraculously transported through space and time. When we arrived in the future, a hundred years hence, Dorrim gave each of us a cellular telecommunications pad and helped us create our first EVE accounts. The frigid misery of Murmansk is now well behind us, and we look forward to another hundred years of warm cozy EVE Online.

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ISD Dorrim Barstorelode smells of singed blaster turrets, that very moment they had been fired they give off that sense that they would smell of burnt metal.

I was once going to gank ISD Dorrim Barstorelode. I turned my safeties off, locked him up, and pressed F1 but nothing happened. My guns simply refused to fire on a being of such amazingness as this man.

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So many heart-warming stories about Dorrim!

Did you know that the name Dorrim Barstarlode contains the word “Timberdoodles”, referring to delightful all-natural chicken and beef jerky dog treats, made by a world-class butcher from New Zealand? If you subtract this word from Dorrim’s name, what are you left with?

D O R R I M B A R S T A R L O D E

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T I M B E R D O O D L E S

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R A A R R

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I found this in another thread.

I was never aware that that the ISD was such a den of evil. Such dark times upon us.
Then came along an ISD by the name of Dorrim Barstarlode. Like Gotham’s own James Gordon, he remains honest and by the book. He refuses to sell himself to the carebear mafia. He refuses to forsake his honor a sum of ISK. He will not allow this cold galaxy to swallow him up as it has done to many others. He is our beacon of hope. Not the ISD we deserve, but the one that we need.

What are you smoking?

So your smoking dog treats I get it now :smiley:

Best butchers are always Kiwi’s :smiley:

He once taught me how to make the greatest grilled cheese, turns out the secret is to cook both pieces of bread separately and the cheese in another pan. Though I thought using imperial navy Gamma L was an extreme way to get the pan hot.

All toasted grilled cheese should also include vegemite.

You sick puppy Marmite only please

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