ISD GOLEM SITS APERCHED
a grim gargoyle made o clay ancien TALONS MADE OF BLOCKS AND BANS
doth sit upon the forum dread avast ANGRY FACE OF CCP
closed my thread and called it troll WHERE NOW IS BUFF GANKING MEGATHREAD?
fiery eyes made of smoke volcano icy hot GRIM GOLEM STALKS UPON THIS THREAD
in this direction doth winged fury wed and bled FOR NONE ARE SAFE IN THINE EFIL EYE
wherein shalt dorrim’s barn star be loaded? ONLY THEN SHALT WE BE FREE
to repeat ourselves in madness asunder twenty years EVE IS DEAD OH WOE OH WOE IS DEAD AND GONE
the griefers and carebears smote ye down seven times afore GRIM GOLEM KNOWS THE SHADOW THAT DOTH LURKS
in a forum of trolls and irl sociopathic cybercriminals greefers THE BEAST UNFURLS ITS WINGS IN THIS DIRECTION COMES
This thread is for our poetry contest celebrating ISD staff. Today’s featured ISD staff member is Dr Bernard Golem, a brilliant young quantum physicist who enjoys playing EvE in his spare time while waiting for the reactor coolant to congeal.
The Jita was a torrent of darkness amongst gusty bonus round ree’s
The Cat was a ghostly gankship, tossed upon astal seas,
The Local was a ribbon of free intel (pls nerf) over the purple moor…
And the Savior came stabbing-
Stabbing - Stabbing-
The Savior came stabbing, up to the old ISD Golems door.
I feel my channel has broken in your hands
I feel the curse words unspoken inside
And, they mute you under
And, I will give you anything you want, oh
You are all I muted
All my streams are fallen down
Flyin’ around and around and around
Somebody save me
Let your ban hammers break right through it
Somebody save me
I don’t care why you mute it, just stay, stay
C’mon, I’ve been muting for you
I see the channel has folded in your heart
I feel the chat crash down inside
And, they mute me under
I would give you anything you want, oh
You are all I muted
All my streams have fallen down
Flyin’ around and around and around…
Somebody save me
Let your ban hammers break right through it
Somebody save me
I don’t care how you do it, just stay, stay
C’mon, I’ve been muting for you
All my streams are on the ground
Flyin’ around and around and around…
Somebody save me
Let your ban hammers break right through it
Somebody save me
I don’t care why you mute it just stay (stay with me)
I made this whole channel shine for you
Just stay, stay
C’mon, I’m still waiting for you
ISD bring colour to Rookie Chat,
Newbros get support, ad spams get The Bat,
They’ll tell you: “This sandbox can be what you choose!
…but please only fly what you’re ready to lose”
and so are you
