This is captain Alexzander of the starship Tristan EVE. we seem to hit a small pocket in space that prohibits ships function for warp drive, but hope there can be a chief engineer can fix this temporal flux, when opening the starship command to operate and travel threw the stars. but for now we cant get computer on line and the damage to account, for our first command, in the galaxy of EVE.
so some one please fix the log in,
captain !! captain a Romulan War bird is decloked and powering up faser sir!!! ((O darn it""))
The OP actually did a very good job of being creative and entertaining in the original post of this thread instead of voicing anger and displeasure that’s usually contained in threads about log in problems.