Mizhir and Melisma Shipping/Catfight Thread

[Catherine_Gillot]

@Maira_Blackfire

Cath I assume we are still up for the … what was it pre prematch?

Yes, of course.

[Catherine_Gillot]

@Melisma_Ramijozana

Thus Corovid’s leadership has independently made the decision to remove the match between Utari Onzo and Constantin Baracca from the roster.

Wait, what? That’s just extremely not fun. Why do we let them run this if they are going to ruin it?

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

I’m Corovid’s leadership.

[Arrendis]

And exactly who was surveyed? Get the Bactari fight back!

[Charles_Cambridge_Schmidt]

Please no.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

It was a very professional survey conducted by very professional professionals, and included a sample of cold-called citizens representative of the entire cluster, and is absolutely not a sham I devised last night on my walk home as a way to disguise any other reasons I may have had.

[Lithara]

So, if you had other reasons, what might they have had?

[Gan_Asbjordja]

My energetic cousin probably remembered that while politics is largely theatre, theatre can also be politics.

[Mizhir]

@Melisma_Ramijozana

Thus Corovid’s leadership has independently made the decision to remove the match between Utari Onzo and Constantin Baracca from the roster.

If Utari isn’t fighting. Neither am I.

[Utari_Onzo]

I believe the matter is unfortunately out of mine and Melisma’s hands.

[Arrendis]

Why, Constantin back out?

[Lithara]

@Melisma_Ramijozana

Corovid Industries ran some test surveys among potential attendees and found that one match in particular was greatly unpopular, to the detriment of the entire event. Thus Corovid’s leadership has independently made the decision to remove the match between Utari Onzo and Constantin Baracca from the roster.

I am starting to think this is a cover up for the real reason.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

@Mizhir

If Utari isn’t fighting. Neither am I.

This would be extremely unfortunate, as I would still love to fight you for sport, and the event seemed very popular aside from the one match I cancelled and some Brutor bigwigs. But the decision has been made, and I’m not reversing it.

I did book the venue, though, so if we end up cancelling the event, I’ll hold something else on 10 August.

@Lithara

I am starting to think this is a cover up for the real reason.

I said what I said:

@Melisma_Ramijozana

Corovid Industries ran some test surveys among potential attendees and found that one match in particular was greatly unpopular, to the detriment of the entire event. Thus Corovid’s leadership has independently made the decision to remove the match between Utari Onzo and Constantin Baracca from the roster.

We remain immensely grateful to these lords and their teams for the support they have offered, and we hope to work with you on future events that may prove a better fit for the entertainment market.

@Melisma_Ramijozana

I’m Corovid’s leadership.

@Melisma_Ramijozana

It was a very professional survey conducted by very professional professionals, and included a sample of cold-called citizens representative of the entire cluster, and is absolutely not a sham I devised last night on my walk home as a way to disguise any other reasons I may have had.

Bottom line: Utari and Constantin are cut from the event, through no fault or doing of their own or of their handlers. No one is sorrier about that than I am, but I deaded it and it stays dead.

If Mizhir backs out, then the event is cancelled, though if Maira and Catherine still want to fight I’ll happily use my resources to set a new event up for them.

And like I said, if the event ends up cancelled, I’ll plan something else for that date.

Sorry to disappoint you all, but it’s settled and done.

[Sesli_Ashok]

@Melisma_Ramijozana

And like I said, if the event ends up cancelled, I’ll plan something else for that date.

Sultry but angst-ridden Ammatar girl versus chatty but spicy hot Amarr lady?

Sesli

[Arsia_Elkin]

We’ve both already declined. I recommend you stop fantasizing about us and find a healthier outlet for your ‘needs.’ God knows there are enough options in the cluster.

[Saccade_Amir]

ay fite me

[Aria_Jenneth]

@Saccade_Amir

ay fite me

Beware, traveler, for here yawns the all-devouring gulf, the void marking the border between sophistication and vulgarity that descends ever-deeper through layer upon layer of abstraction, down into madness.

Lean close and you can hear it whisper: “Is it art?”

[Argos_Gelert]

Melisma, I would hate if an event that you care about got cancelled due to a single match being called off, whatever the reasons behind that happening. Being as that is the case, however, I would be absolutely thrilled to help you see it through, either by taking Constantin’s place against Utari, or perhaps even more amusing, at least to me, taking up that challenge we were talking about in jest whilst in The Ocean Blue. Perhaps we could actually find out whether Lyra is able to best me in a wrestling match or not?

If you are amenable to either of these solutions to prevent the possible cancellation of these matches, the other parties involved agree to this as well, and the event is decided to indeed go forward, I would very much prefer that any and all profits/winnings-or losings, as the case may be- that would potentially go to my person, be redirected to help provide money and supplies for the continuing Relief Efforts in the Tanoo System. They have recently been doubly attacked by both Triglavians and Blooders, as you know, and could certainly use the funds to positive effect.

[Lyra_North-Onren]

@Argos_Gelert

or perhaps even more amusing, at least to me, taking up that challenge we were talking about in jest whilst in The Ocean Blue. Perhaps we could actually find out whether Lyra is able to best me in a wrestling match or not?

I’m gonna go ahead and suggest you take Constantin’s place against Utari. He was already prepared and I’m really not one to do something like that in public.

You wouldn’t be able to live down getting beat by me anyway.

[Argos_Gelert]

@Lyra_North-Onren

I’m really not one to do something like that in public.

You wouldn’t be able to live down getting beat by me anyway.

Perhaps we can have a private exhibition sometime, then. That would be absolutely stellar, of course, if that is what you would prefer! As for getting beat by you? Even if it happened, which I hazard to say is still in dispute until we actually attempt it, I would certainly have no issue in losing to such a wonderfully well-qualified, superbly trained, and honourable opponent such as yourself. My only goal would to be to acquit myself well enough to at least make it an entertaining match for you and anyone that was present to observe, win or lose.