For the love of god - WHERE IS ALL THE EU PILOTS?! 
And yes - we still recruit all tz 
Hey hey hey!! Still looking for pilots! Fun RL first, corp here! <3
Up up up … we seek more players to join our adventure in NPC nullsec 
Now this is a story of about how, my life got upturned by a guy called Ravvor
I was chilling and dying in the space called eve when this guy almost changed my mind not to leave.
He spoke to me, Joked at me and gave me advice,
about how I can chicken stir fry myself some Mice.
Bought me a ship or two, jumped em top null
Mining hard gave me a good “Yeah dunno what rhymes with Null”
We were roaming and mining, Jumping and Flying, Then CVA said " Bros help us stop from dying"
So we jumped in our ships and expected to die, but these mother f*****s showed us how to fly.
So now in sat here with whiskey in hand, telling you all of a station to land,
We took some space out in ORE, and it is cheaper than a ten-dollar W***e
So come along and give us a go
If you dont like us then ultimately you blow.
I deserve a bloody oscar for this!
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Been in corp two weeks. Solid base of veteran players.
Come in contact, lets have a chat and see if we can be a good match
Umah_Pub ingame, you will find me / discord details there.
We aren’t the biggest baddest out there with SOV space to deliver you … BUT … we are a solid, friendly, old but not grumpy group of ppl who wish to enjoy our game time, work together, build our corp together - and this is done in NPC Nullsec!
Read the recruitment thread, check in on discord/ingame and have a word with me or someone in the Umah_Pub 
Join the comfy NPC space with UMAH corporation!
We seek both PVP and PVE focused pilots - all timezone
Seeking pilots to join the community or some awesome ppl, have fun, enjoy some NPC nullsec, get the corp growing, move forward!
Across all TZ o7
o7 1 day left and hell ya we are looking for more pilots !
2 days without a bump? That’s lazy of me … We are obviosly looking for more pilots o7 All tz … if you are friendly and generally a chill person
Update 1.01
Sat here in my fat arse mining barge, and my mate says:
“Yo Ox, Why you sat there in a mining barge, You make Nuff isk bruv, Were gonna go on a roam”
So I look at him, He looks at me, I look at him again, It is starting to get a bit uncomfortable.
So I jump in my Apocalypse and off we go!
5 minutes later I shoot this guy, he shoots me, I shoot him back, he shoots me back, we go round and round and round and round and then I get Dizzy and pass out. (Pretty sure that was the whiskey)
I wake up in my pod looking all naked.
But it was fun!
ROIDS ‘n’ ROLLING BABAY
Join us, even if for the Sh*ts n Giggles
We ain’t all trying to be singers … or rappers in UMAH. Some are just happy to find new pilots to fly with! Join in peeps!
Mate that was a true story!
I also Rap, and Sing!
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Oh wait. Bump
sending smoke signals Get in touch with a superb NPC nullsec corp <3 We seek all tz pilots with some null sec experience!
o7 Evening / morning or gday … depends - we seek all timezone pilots to join our corp!
UMAH is in a growing phase, seeking all tz pilots <3
Looking for pilots to join the enjoyment of EVE Help our corp event grow, mining, pvp and small scale alliance fleets o7
All timezones is solid!
We have a quality group of experienced, mature pilots here. Great environment with lots of content options. Come check us out.
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