Not only salty? I like salty without sweet best.
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Other flavours are available, I just happen to have those two.
I have no idea if Galaxy Pig or I agree on anything or not as he only does nonsensical troll posts, which is why I have him blocked. 
No you’re not! I am the Queen of France!
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At least we know you havent been surplanted by a bot claiming to be you!
No youre one of my bots. Hush.
-Unable to keep track Gadget
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Oops, my automatic response button is stuck.
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Stranger things have happened at sea, although politics is giving the sea a good run for its money when it comes to strange things happening.
Got cake?
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Eue warched that shoe on Netfligs butt eye diddunt undderstan. If she wuz ilheaven howe cum there wuz only wun of hir and shee wuz liek thurteen yaers old?
I need to drink more antifreeze before I even attempt to understand this; Billy, pass the bottle over.
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Hear yoe goo. It wuz Austrick Malk butt it kind of wen orf in tha heet so its mpistly CHEES
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Still better than your usual tipple of Vin de Thinners.
Have you tried Trichloroethylene?
1996 was a good year.
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Talking to him only encourages him. Last time that happened, I had to call a family meeting, and got banned from the forums for several whiles.
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PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL!
Guess whose industry alt got ganked last night!
The cause? Deciding not to act when I heard the cargoscan click, hubris at the capabilities of my tank, and wandering blindly into a system that the AG channel had already said was a risk.
Entirely my own fault, and well played, agents.
My only disappointment was that there was no banter after from the agents responsible.
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We do for once! Isn’t that weird?
Hmm, I suppose I could see how it may seem that way to someone whom I’m always making fun of.
LMAO you have absolutely no one blocked, ol’ Dracky ol’ Pal. You’re too much of a drama queen to miss out on any opportunities you might have to sperg about how unfair everything is.
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I used to be 100% Snuggly though I sort of have this new urge to blow up the competition.
I had a work friend, he was Irish who used to say “Worse things happen at sea.” God he could drink…
I think stranger things are happening to what people call journalists.
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{insert stereotype}
If he’s anything like @Ralph_King-Griffin he was merely topping up.
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Well he was a slim chap, but somehow he could just knock them back like no tomorrow. Ralph is a good chap, would happily knock back a few dark ones with him.
I used to be able to knock 'em back like water when I was a lad, what I didn’t realise was that I became “that guy” when I was utterly twatted; able to function fairly normally on every level except the social one.
I stopped drinking when my GF at the time showed me some video she’d taken on a night out with friends, and then told me I’d get my marching orders the next time I got mashed.
Man that was an eye opener, I still down the occasional beer but it’s literally birthdays and xmas, I don’t want to be “that guy” and if I met drunk me in the street he’d get a frikin’ earful.
Some people are pleasant drunks, I’m an arsehole.
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