and then Dryson proves her point.
So true
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New Aiko Lore Glossary entry unlocked.
Alternative Labels
Aiko’s Mindless Minion Menagerie = = Bot Aspirants
This checks out.
I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of my class. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in low, null, wh, hs, you name it. And I have over 300 confirmed kills in covert ops.
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You are an F1 Monkey @Srajin
You want us to believe that 300 of your 410 kills were in low in a covops?
Sigh
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Clearly that joke was lost on you.
Jokes are meant to be funny.
You though are not, but are however a confirmed F1 Monkey
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See… That’s impossible, because I never touch the F1 key on my keyboard anyway. I use a Razer Tartarus with custom keybinds.
You should try it.
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My ships are controlled by the power of my mind, you should try it.
It’s been my experience that the only people who invite others to null are simply pirates themselves. Null is nothing but cat and mouse- groups of pirates fly around looking for weaker ships to destroy without having to worry about concord. That’s all it is. It’s just PvP without concord. It’s annoying flying around in null. I did it before quitting over a decade ago. In high, at least I can mine safely. Eventually, I’ll have my skills back up to where I can fly a competent combat ship, but for now, this whole “Try that in Null!” soap opera is one I can watch from the sidelines.
There’s no bravery in high that isn’t in low and vice versa. It’s just a different kind of PvP- it’s not harder. It just requires a different set of strategies because of the lack of concord. Besides, the truely large corps with the capital ships basically run null don’t they? A few billion ISK in the right pockets can get some backup into the battlefield pretty quickly! Bribes are legal in Null! Null is a rich man’s game.
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My fingers to button clicks are controlled by the power of my mind.
If you’re going to hack my camera, at least take a recording on a day after I’ve shaved.
I mean, damn… the wife complains enough as it is about all the hair.
The reason men became hairy was to protect them from the sun. With the advent of suntan lotion, no excuses. Shave it off, all of it. Actually I have changed my mind, get your wife to tie you to the bedposts and pluck you like a chicken with her tweazers, yes , that sounds good. Tell her not to be concerned about your screams, you are actually enjoying it. Tell her not to stop till you as smooth as a baby’s bottom
Then buy a Mining Permit.
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Can 100% confirm my wife would hunt down and disappear anyone that ever did this to my hair.
But then my hands would go numb, and I couldn’t push F1.
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A good fluoride toothpaste takes care of that.
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That sounds like sexual inneundo.
Zaera, don’t you have any respect for yourself, let alone other people? Obviously not.
Why gank in High Sec when you can raid ESS in Null, which is very risky given the bubble around the ESS and alerts that get broadcast across numerous solar systems.
There is a chance no one will show up or 10 to 20 ships will show up. Not being an Omega, I can only warp around the system, uncloaked, until the 15 minute timer expires. Not to mention, not knowing if the gates are bubbled on the other side.
So no, ganking in High Sec is rude to those who enage in High Sec ganking and call themselves, elite.
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He likes bikini floss, how about yourself?
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You can be a wierdo at times @DrysonBennington
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So?
who doesn’t?
Please see above.
Why ESS in null when I can gank in Highsec?
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It sounds like a Brazilian waxing would be much better alternative.
It’s better than Channel Locks and fingernails. But as they say… There is more than one way to skin a cactus.