Hang’em won’t change their mind about buying some mining permit.
But think of all the friends you could make if you just accepted Aikos love, I found my place in the heart beat of Safety’s war machine.
You can too! Don’t you want a home? Aren’t you tired of five minutes cycle times without compress?
Shed your fear of the gank, and walk with me with the clarity I found in the wormhole.
Think of all the things we could do for Safety if we worked together!
Don’t you see it in the starlight like spaghetti and meatballs spattered across the walls, it’s machinations round and round like twirling noodles. Obedience a vigil the blind command only to fall. Only there is light, I see it in the vodka sauce Safety is the answer, the only true path forward towards a better tomorrow is to follow the Saviorette.
Look into the ramen and it will reveal the secrets all are connected but separate, eat the noodles but slurp carefully less you become a spaghetti monster yourself.
If you listen carefully in the wormhole Bob might speak to you.
You can hear it in the hum of scoops and lasers, discontent demanding to leave sacrifices of podded venture pilots in J space.
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Serve a dictator? No. I am free and I do whatever I want to do. I won’t bend knee to her. My ship is my home. As my skills increase, so does my power. All of Eve is my territory and no one has the power to stop me.
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I don’t understand?
You can’t fight Bobs Will, it’s absolute!
This vision was foretold in the noodles.
You reject Aiko and now Bob too?
These messengers of love?
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Yes, you should definately serve her
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She’s not worth my time. Apparently there is a lot of that going around.
What about Bob?
I’ve never met him.
You don’t just meet Bob silly, he’s a god. Apparently of wormholes and he’s a spaghetti monster. The prophet I met in the Jita trade hub was very thorough with her explanation, handed out flyers and everything for some kind of Church of Bob.
@Gloria_Exercitus was there she saw the whole thing.
I don’t serve deities that can’t spend 5 minutes to personally hand me a campaign slogan and I don’t serve dictators either.
Besides, the spaghetti monsters have made it clear that they don’t want worshippers. They only want churches that understand what a joke worship is. Sort of a dogma of irony!
This below shows how it goes when you meet him.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1eo8f6/carebears_adventures_in_wormhole_space_finished
It could be anyone, even @Chad_Frostpacker fleeting along with @Iceacid_Frostpacker venturing into wormhole space.
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I confirm I was there, but I was too busy trying to blap a baiter to see most of it. But what I did see was epic Eve rant.
My anti baiter fitting worked…and the baiter has not undocked since.
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I knew what all the fuss was about but decided to stay silent.
That could never happen as my pilot was moved long ago to stand side by side with Felix and that other pilot you mentioned.
Btw see how an edit thread would work to eliminate double stacked thread replies @Uriel_the_Flame
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Not sure what that’s supposed to refer to and don’t want to guess considering the wordsalad nature of the post in question. 
You heard about two all beef patties?
If you were to allow just one large beef patty without the salad, then the forum replies could become just the single burger again.
Da fuq?
I think he attempts explaining a wordsalad filled nothingburger with a wordsalad filled nothingburger. Guess we can call it an inceptionsalad. 
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An emphatic victory for those who believe that they can make perfect sense like how it was presented above.
/allow me to explain;
Uriel requested that I not edit my comments with a forward slash and instead just continue the flow of the thread by adding a second comment.
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