Each of these equally valid and, according to Applejacked, actually happened. I’m glad I came back to this thread. So many funny posts. None funnier than Applejacked falling all over himself as he backtracks things and repeats his original points as if 1. they mattered and are factual and 2. repeating the same thing over and over again must make it true.
It’s funny how many times you repeat me this part: (he) repeats his original points as if 1. they mattered and are factual and 2. repeating the same thing over and over again must make it true.
im going to post this with no context and it will still be funny https://zkillboard.com/character/2117947635/
yall think he likes the colour red?
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Red is the color of love right?
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Woooooooooooooooow, Johann. I thought we were cool. I really thought you were a friend as well. I’m glad you’ve now revealed your true colors as a two faced snake like Dwerth.
100m per, 250m for the set! Send me a msg in game, Lester oftheWeevils.
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soon enough you will realize everyone in eve is out to subdue you, convince you that you are friends, and steal or blow up your stuff. Its just the way of the game. Trust no one, except those who you know IRL(And maybe don’t trust them too :P)
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The story of leet pvp:
A friend and I try drop a strat in a WH with a strat and three ventures out on scan… we land way out, strat warps off… Whatever, why dont we combat probe those three ventures? Sure! So we land, but they’re going too fast to land and tackle… One of them, however, is in the lead by a 100 or more km… so we warp to him, kill one venture and pod. We repeat the process, because we failed to grab both of them… So then we start looking at the first one. I have an idea!! Warp me to him, warp to a celestial behind him, warp back to 100… it failed… Then my friend jumps like 5 jumps down the chain to grab an orthrus, warps back to me, catches ups, blap, pod… lol dont AFK in WH space trusting your mwd to save you. If that’s all it takes to make the list, its gonna be a long list. It took us a solid 10 minutes to kill all three…
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Thanks for this, I wondered how his wormhole misadVentures went. The Applejuice zkill is, funny enough, the color of an apple.
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hmm an applejack corpse would fancy me nicely
lol Prices listed above… The FDA requires me to warn buyers that the salt content may be especially high…
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Next time I drop by Jita I will deposit them and set up a contract for you… Are we interested in just one, or you looking for the gotta catch’em all special?
I feel like one of the blue people from the avatar… I see you.
All it takes to become a “snake” is point out when you’re being ridiculous, in your view?
That sounds lonely as hell, dude. Not sure why we’re not still cool. I never did anything to you, you never did anything to me. I just point out what I see, which is you acting nuts. You are taking everything so seriously, yet you’re the one that set all of this off by believing in something that was made up. You can’t even provide evidence of anything happening.
You can’t accept that you have been toxic af and no one is sad to see you gone, because of your own behavior.
I’m no snake. I’m just not gonna suck up to you.
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https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98668644/ Ended wrealy well for you mate 
We will w8 next time
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Cheers 
Never really read through this thread that much since I mostly came here through half assed comments and laugh at the entire thing. But holy ■■■■ Applejacked unironically needs some help
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low quality meme inbound
This thread did not age well
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The thread maybe not be ageing well but the same can be said of Hell Dawn🤕
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