Please do not shoot me. My name is Aiko Danuja, and I want to thank you for taking time to read my story, the Aiko Danuja story.
As you know, the High Danujai of Danyana did venture forth to establish a most glorious Dantan. Thus was born the legend, and the reality. Unfortunately, unlike my ancestors of yore, I am immortal and as a result I find myself being killed more than once. This is frustrating to me, as a capsuleer, because mortals only have to endure one such disgrace, but I have had to endure FAR too many!
I understand, everybody wants to put their name on a killmail. However, what I propose, is you feel free to shoot others… but don’t shoot me. We can call this doctrine: Not Aiko, Shoot It. I encourage everybody to consider this, and practice being supportive of those in our community who do not want to be on the wrong end of a killmail. Feel free to respond with your own personal story, and chime in about how you realised not shooting Aiko is the ideal way to play EvE Online.
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Make sure you mention NASI and the explanation of that acronym in your bio, with a link to this forum post so that people are informed before they attempt shoot you!
NASI
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The amazing thing about EvE Online, is you really can pursue dreams. What if you want to open Aiko’s, a roadside diner in Muvolailen? Well, you can purchase bulk Kapli Bread and cases of Starsi in Jita, so you are good to go! This is the beauty of the game, and I guess I’m finally seeing the potential for peaceful gameplay.
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I wonder if the Frostpacker entity is willing to fulfill such a request and if so will he require 1 bil ISK in return. 
Can’t you get CCP to declare an exclusionary 50km ‘safe zone’ around you ? This could be a prelude to having it for everyone a few years down the line…and turning EVE into the ‘ no shooting ‘ mining and botting simulator it was always meant to be.
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One thing you can do is write your CSM representative and suggest they sign the Don’t Shoot Aiko pledge. This will help spread our message.
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Well, as you are just 9 losses short of receiving the ‘I’ve been shot 2000 times’ special CCP Commiseratory Award…I have to agree. Being shot that many times is clearly not cricket. I blame miners.
Oooh, that would be the best. When me and the boys take a break after arresting the worst of the worst in Muvolailen, then a bite out of Aiko’s burger is going to keep us going for the next 80 hour shift.
(Truthfully, even longer than that, but we don’t want to miss out on those burgers. Don’t tell Aiko though, or else she’ll think we are all slackers!)
With tasteful regards
-James Fuchs
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