Praise Aiko Danuja, Hound of Halaima, Mistress Mercenary

[Uriel_the_Flame]

@Iceacid_Frostpacker

I am starting to think

Can neither confirm nor deny anything but if you send me 1 billion ISK I tell you the truth.

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

@Uriel_the_Flame

if you send me 1 billion ISK I tell you the truth.

I had trusted you with secrets and now where are we heading?

Lucky I Never Showed you what’s inside My Fridge

[Ax_l_Thorne]

Corpses?

I bet it corpses.

[Zaera_Keena]

@Uriel_the_Flame

but if you send me 1 billion ISK I tell you the truth

Can’t afford your mining permit?

Well you are in luck , I have the deal just for you. Send me 500 mill and will send you back 1 billion. Hurry , it is a special offer just for you.

[Azalais_Selenica]

@Iceacid_Frostpacker

I am a filthy miner who will never ever be worthy.

Oi! Do ye have a loicence for dat bruv?

[Uriel_the_Flame]

Try that on Iceacid instead, he is the miner and wouldn’t be the first time he buys a permit… or spends one billion ISK on some roleplay (as far as I know).

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

Well Frostpacker did at one stage but that got canceled for being disgruntle over unpaid fines.

Note that licence was paid for out of respect to the Code. minerbumping . com/p/the-code.html

[Jesse_W_James]

@Altara_Zemara

They do ? That’s odd…as NPCs are just electrons wizzing round some server circuitry. I know electrons have spin and charge, but now you’re telling me they have little eye patches and parrots that squawk ‘pieces of eight’.

Isn’t everyone? server circuitry…And we are thousands of years into the future, eye patches and parrots are a thing of the past. But yes they are Pirate Faction, look under you ship tree to get a better idea of what they have to offer.

JJ

[Jesse_W_James]

@Gix_Firebrand

Um.

“They” are NPCs bruv.

They aren’t alive

Not what the lore says… they are actually human not capsuleers like us.

@Gix_Firebrand

Oh? So why don’t you stop them then

How do you think smart bombing in carebear land would go? My guess is it wouldn’t go well. You are going to hit something, most likely.

JJ

[Jesse_W_James]

@Io_Koval

And, do tell, in your experience how should capsuleeer pirates act?

How high sec pirates should really be, they live in Null Pirate Faction space, and there are random WH spawns more than a normal system, all the time to High, Low, Null, and they go pirate. When they die, they respond back at Pirate land Null. It would be pretty cool, and it would fit into the game, and I think something like that would actually interest people.

JJ

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Jesse_W_James

Not what the lore says… they are actually human not capsuleers like us.

Erm. So your argument is that NPCs live just fine pirating in high sec. When they are literal non-player characters and basically bits of code.

But you’re confused and think their human because the lore says they are.

Huh. Yennoe, you could have just led with that your disassociated from reality and saved me some time

@Jesse_W_James

How do you think smart bombing in carebear land would go? My guess is it wouldn’t go well. You are going to hit something, most likely.

LOL why would you smartbomb them?

I get you’re terrible at EVE but if you can’t even figure this out, you should just biomass

@Jesse_W_James

How high sec pirates should really be, they live in Null Pirate Faction space, and there are random WH spawns more than a normal system, all the time to High, Low, Null, and they go pirate. When they die, they respond back at Pirate land Null. It would be pretty cool, and it would fit into the game, and I think something like that would actually interest people.

LOL. Why do they get penalized but not others?

This is a terrible idea.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

I’m a pirate. I live in low sec. I shoot things in low sec. Sometimes I come to high sec and shoot things. But the fuzz gets mad at me and blows me up. I have had very few capsuleer pilots hunt me down in high sec. Mostly just NPC police wannabes that pull the trigger. Sometimes I get death threats too.

But I have yet to respawn in pirate faction null space with my Guristas brethren. Am I broken? Do I lack the proper spin charge on my electron to go there?

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

You had your chance…
No more fines or fees or Scam Contracts.

/The End

[Ax_l_Thorne]

At least I still have the forums.

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

@Ax_l_Thorne

At least I still have the forums.

@Ax_l_Thorne
Show proof that there ye ‘old jolly 5+ status with ye Pirate … N5Y-4N VII - Moon 20 - Guristas Logistic Support an’ ye shall receive a prize jolly gentleman o’ fortune.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

I’m a pirate. I’m a liar, cheat and swindler.
Everything I say is a lie. I’m not 5+ With the Guristas pirate faction.

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

@Ax_l_Thorne

I’m not 5+ With the Guristas pirate faction.

When ye reach the target +5 there be treasure waitin’ fer ye… Arr, matey.

Arr. Guristas brethren

/arr can not find ye pirate name in game to even create a contract.

[Ax_l_Thorne]

It’s not hard. Its Ax’l Thorne.

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

Ax’l Thorne

@Ax_l_Thorne

Am I broken?

ye arr broken

[Ax_l_Thorne]

Not sure what the problem is. Sent you an in game mail. I assure you, I do exist.