Dear friends, I now tell you of my DREAM.
The tiny European republic of Burkastan refused to allow woman’s rights, and none other than Princess Aiko herself led a small group of proud women who dared to log in and gank their stupid miner boyfriends. In response, the antiganker Prime Minister of Burkastan tried to gatecamp a small high security system in order to prevent “women’s liberation trolls” from gaining access to “Burkastani soverign Highsec space”.
Princess Aiko therefore vowed to ensure that all Burkstani women have the RIGHT to contraceptives and to enjoy the company of any strong ganker men (or women) they desire, and she jumped past the gatecamp in her nimble Magnate, before burning a series of deep safes across the system with her trusty microwarpdrive, which she named Hilmar’s Pride. Despite the opposition of a crackteam of Russian bittervets with a Stratios and a cloaky Loki, Princess Aiko maintained the freedom bounces across the system and the Prime Minister was forced to announce that, “At least in outer space, women are the equal of any man!”
The UN Secretary General invited Princess Aiko to NEW YORK CITY where she gave a wonderful speech and was awarded the MEDAL OF FREEDOM. Afterward, CCP put a statue of Princess Aiko at one of her deep safes, as a sign that they recognize her heroic efforts on behalf of the beautiful women of Burkastan.