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News In Brief Across The Cluster YC124.4.23

  • Tensions Remain High in Pegeler District As Memberstate Armed Forces and Colonial Militias Maintain Standoffs with Both Caldari Security Operators and Federal Planetary Garrisons
  • Rumours abound about mistreatment of Triglavian prisoners by forces loyal to ilKhan Kley, with no comment of rebuttal from the ilKhan herself
  • Upwell Prototype Graviton leakage fixed after complaints of planetary population about massively delayed traffic
  • Transport convoys in W9MQ-1 and Y8HB-U constellations report tenfold increase in Rogue Drone attacks.
  • “The Lemur” Lemiura reportedly investigating the cause of an “unprecedented surge” in Rogue Drone activity in the VG-6CH ↔ 4RX-EE pipeline
  • Mining colonies in NOC-UN report increase in Gurista activity, with rumors spreading of a major fleet buildup in the system.
  • Unidentified Drake-type battlecruiser spotted in orbit over V3X-L8 IV.
  • Tavin Flahl announces upcoming Pegeler Prosperity Committee summit, Duke Shasta Ardeind listed as a keynote speaker.
  • Consortium of Pegeler Miners reportedly planning a series of protests before and during the weeklong conference.
  • Eugales system control report startling fourfold increase in private yacht traffic.
  • No Claims Of Responsibility Forthcoming Over Unmarked Assault Against Upwell Gravitational Rsearch Facility in Auviken some Weeks Ago
  • Neopian Dignitaries in MHC-R3 and Other Locations Raise Concerns Over Upwell Cloning Technologies
  • Significant Progress In Infrastructural Expansions Across MHC-R3 Noted As ‘Within Expected Parameters’ by Director Lauralite Anne Brezia
  • Immediate Recall Placed on All ‘Advanced Evo Fightercraft’ Produced by Neopian Aligned Entities Pending Design Review and Replacement Program
  • Concerns Raised By Many Over Nature of Upwell’s New cloning Technology. Claims of ‘Functional Lobotomization’ and ‘Post-Discontent Designs’ Compared to Sansha’s Nation.
  • Alta ShipWorks and Moltaran FleetWorks In Uproar Over Design Information Release Of Upwell’s New ‘Reagent’ Hauling Vessels Based On The Orca Platform, Alleging ‘Blatant Design Theft’ From Proprietary Remora Intermediate Support Vessel Designs
  • Second Disappearance Of Ice Cracker Vessel in MHC-R3 Noted And Under Investigation By MHC-R3 SuperProject Authorities
  • Neopian Administrators and So Called ‘Warminds’ in MHC-R3 Raise Concerns Over Upwell’s New ‘Skyhook’ Design, Allegations of Intellectual Design Infringements Raised
  • DERAIL Officer Interview Cut Short By Sudden, Aggressive Outburst By Officer
  • Luxury Resort Islands Continue To Be Geo-Engineered in ‘Shallow Oceanic Barren Zones’ on Osmallanais III By Brezia Companion Service and Associate Contractors
  • Auviken oysterman protest as upwell experiment disrupts tides across the planet!
  • ‘Project Caswennan’ Begins In Earnest With Alta ShipWorks In Collaboration With The Round Table Assembly At Alta Shipyard Platform Over MHC-R3 VI, Reportedly Project To Derive Smaller Scale Dedicated Warbarge Units From The Larger ‘Gwennan’ Class Currently Rights Licensed By Moltaran FleetWorks
  • Moltaran FleetWorks In Discussion With Round Table Assembly To Produce Limited Blueprint Copy Sets Of Gwennan Gen2B and Gen2C Warbarges
  • Orbital Ring Around MHC-R3 VI Begins ‘Phase IV Expansion and Defensive Hardening’ Under Supervision of ‘Warmind’ Glitter Edifice
  • Proto-Ring Tethers Begin To Be Expanded to ‘Phase I Ring Pattern’ Over MHC-R3 III
  • Eugales IV AI Complex Remains Significant Hotspot For Mercenary Raids As System is Taken By Caldari State, Black Eagles Enforcer Units Seen In Conflict With Caldari and Independent PMCs
  • Archaeological Discoveries in MHC-R3 Rumored To Be Reported on Soon By SuperProject Leaders
  • Starsi BLAST! Orange Takes Cluster By Storm, Quickly Outpacing Sales of Quafe Green Apple
  • Political Scandal In Abudban As Deteis Dignitary Caught In Tryst With Sebestior Guide
  • Brezia Companion Service Stock Valuations Rise 80 Points At End Of Trading Day As Profits Call In All Sectors Released, Particular Margin Increases In Consultations Departments and Esoteric Services Department, While ‘Pleasure Services’ Remain Leading Income Stream
  • Rumors of the Resurfacing of ‘The Valkyrie’ on the Rise as ‘The Quartermaster’ is Sighted Working With The Deathless

((Additional OOC Contribution Credit From @She_Who_Endures , @Scius_Falkenhaupt , @Duke_Shasta , @Attn_Thaddeus_Reynolds ))

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