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New In Brief Across The Cluster YC126.5.3

  • Natural And Synthetic Proteins Shortage In Delve Leads To Drive For Increased Consumption of Hydroponics Based Foods
  • Capsuleer Obsessed With Vegetables Creates ‘Hypersonic Vegetable Sabots’ For Commercially Available Railgun Patterns
  • Munitions Modification Subcultures Based Around Exotic Vegetables Emerges In All 4 Empires In Response To Capsuleer Development and Obsession
  • Some Capsuleers Raise Further Objections To Upwell Cloning Technology Advancements
  • Leading Medical Technology Experts Decry Upwell’s Advertising Campaign As ‘Misleading and Promoting Risky, and Potentially Ruinous Options For Profit’
  • Mishi Workers Markets In Sharp Decline After Massive Jobs Posting By Zaraevahr Corporation
  • Significant Internal Restructuring Reportedly Underway in Capsuleer Corporation Wolf Brothers INC
  • Guristas Hijack Gangs Once More On Rise In Pegeler District
  • Standoffs Enter Third Consecutive Week Between Disparate Memberstate Self-Defense Forces, Gallente Planetary Garrisons, and Caldari Security Forces in Pegeler as Tensions Continue Nearly a Year Post Departure of Controversial Infrastructure Projects in unincorporated system of Eugales For MHC-R3
  • Formal Complaint Lodged Against Upwell Consortium by Alta Shipworks LTD and Moltaran Fleetworks Over Design Theft Allegations
  • Further Concerns Over Upwell Cloning Technologies Sweep Across GalNet Boards Across Empires
  • Enigmatic Triglavian Expert Thuri Actusmargo Seen In Public For First Time In Nearly Three Years, In Company Of Lauralite Anne Brezia and Sakabkei Kiijata
  • Supposed Jovian Clone Viriel Continues Regular Work As Materials Procurement and Recruiting Officer of Neopytnyy Subclade Organization
  • ‘Are You Caldari Enough?’ IGS Board Thread By Noted Pilot Diana Kim Draws Significant Outcry From State Baseliners In Combine TNR and PKN Administrated Locations
  • YC126 New Eden Capsuleer Writing Contest Draws Fresh Submissions In Multiple Categories
  • Pilot Richard Masseri Under Scrutiny by Gallente and Intaki Authorities Over Complaint Regarding ‘Saunp Dena’ Ceremony Practices
  • Intaki Space Police In Intense Standoff with MHC-R3 Superproject Defense Units Over Suspected Wreckage Of Lost Water Ice Harvester Vessel In Ring System of MHC-R3 VIII
  • Capsuleer Day Celebrations Already Underway In Various Regions As Fan Clubs Celebrate Their Favorite Capsuleer Heroes and Villains
  • Rumors Abound of Capsuleers Planning To Execute Raids Against Drifter and Triglavian Assets In Newly Uncovered Abyssal Filament Pockets
  • Evelyn Tolimarga, A Moderately Popular GalNet Influencer and Employee and Associate of the MHC-R3 Superproject, Publicly Renounces Gallente and Memberstate Citizenships Via Popular Social Media Site Peeper
  • How Many HAVs Can Fit Aboard A Kestrel? The Answer May Surprise You
  • RDV Refurbishment Programs Underway With Multiple Independent Warclone Mercenary Entities
  • Mobile Command Center Conversion Kits For Standard Destroyer Class Ships Rise In Demand
  • Warclone Team Deployment Ship Conversions Rising In Frigate and Stealth Bomber Class Hulls
  • Old Mobile Command Center Designs Being Brought Out of Mothball And Updated To Current Interstellar Standards in Multiple Locations While Newer Designs Are Drafted
  • Noted Nugoeihuvi Entertainer Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction As Planck Field Enhanced Undergarment Fails, Leading To Dress Split During Public Meet and Greet, Fans Quick To Help Her Cover Up And Preserve Modesty
  • EDENCOM Losses Confirmed In New Volatile Abyssal Pockets By Independent Capsuleers
  • ‘Strix MKII’ and ‘Jackal MKII’ Class Strikefighters Cleared of Recall Status And Returned To Active Service Amongst Neopian and Round Table Assembly Aligned Clone Pilot Groups After Design Review Finds ‘Total System Rebuilds’ During Update Design Phase Removed Problematic Features And Technologies Still Present In Other Designs, All Other ‘Advanced Evo Craft’ Still Remain Under Full Recall, Fate Of Other Recalled Craft Uncertain
  • Significant Tech Shipments Outbound From MHC-R3 to Unknown Destinations Using Blockade Runner Vessels Noted By Gate Transit Monitors
  • Wide Reaching Discontent Over Upwell’s Planned Equinox Suite Noted In Some Interstellar Markets
    <* Breaking: Unexpected Comms Router Blackouts Affect Hundreds of Capsuleers YC126.5.4

    [Pictured: FLN-Heather, a modified Manticore class Stealth Bomber, and SMS-Hellicase, an updated Mobile Command Center, alongside Strix MKII Fightercraft and Rapid Deployment Vehicles slaved to SMS-Hellicase’s Command Network in orbit of MHC-R3 III]

((Major OOC Credits to @Attn_Thaddeus_Reynolds for doing the render composition over screenshots taken in MHC-R3 by myself))

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