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Akin to an invasive species, Bunny Buns carved in a scar of destruction across the Metropolis warzone yesterday evening. Their new enthralled rogue drones undoubtedly being a contributing factor to their success in battle as they take on everything from sloppy fitted vessels, to properly maintained warships piloted by competent individuals.

Their biggest exploit of the day came in the form of a small-scale Empyrean Edict operation in the Lantorn system. Six Imperial pilots in stealth bombers were bashing the Matari Ihub in system uncontested until a naughty little bunny stumbled across them. Skirting around their formations, the pink-and-white worm probed them for an opening before warping off.

Two minutes passed before the local Lantorn fluid router was greeted by the message “■■■■ it.” by Bunny Buns. Soon followed by the reappearance of their cutesy colored worm who proceeded to throw themselves at the nearest bomber.

Bunny Buns succeeded at taking down not one, or two, but three of the six bombers on the grid. The surviving three bombers cloaked up to evade their mad assailant once they realized the predicament they were in. An Empyrean Edict Omen Navy issue soon landed on grid to provide security and chase off the bandit, who promptly fled the scene unscathed.

Once again, these attacks towards Imperial pilots don’t seem like favorability towards the Matari war effort. Rather the actions of a bloodthirsty pirate looking for violence and plunder.

The legend of the pink worm continues to grow in the Guristas.

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