2025.05.24
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Jin-Mei Symphonic Metal band Empty Chair and its lead singer Xiao Meiyi have released their debut single, “The True Throne Awaits” to mixed reviews. Miss Xiao, like her bandmates a member of the Amarrian Orthodox Church, Sedevacantist, told the press that the song hopes for the coming of the so-called “True Emperor” of sedevacantist theology who will overthrow the decadent elites of the present day. Skeptics of the sedevacantist movement, on the other hand, pointed out that “The True Throne Awaits” equates Minmatar liberation with “corrupt hearts” and “the void” while positively spinning religious fanaticism with the lyrics, “The Word of God / The sword will spread”.
Famed music critic Edouard Blanchet panned the new single, writing, “I thought artificial intelligences were supposed to be banned in this cluster. Did a rogue drone generate this slop?” For his part, de facto sedevacantist leader Nauplius hailed the release, saying that this is just the beginning of a glorious new age of sedevacantist music.
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