I have seen many a post like this and thought I’d make a slightly funny one, covering literal reasons someone shouldn’t or couldn’t play. Not a troll, just some dry humor, like the Sahara.
Let’s define a new player. A new player, if we are talking new new, then they would be a teenager like myself. And this points out the first reason.
1.) Time If you are a new player (teenager, student of some kind) then you shouldn’t play Eve due to the fact it takes time. I am the average teen more or less, and I go to bed around 1 am, and wake up at 6 am because school has gotten more demanding over the years, also kids get jobs a lot earlier now. They likely won’t have time to play the game and if they do, it would be frigates for years. (this carries over to college students too, I guess). You’d probably fail your classes if you played this game, 1 hour turns to 2, then 3, etc.
2.) Addicts If you are the kind of person that plays Mobile games and can’t stop from buying that new outfit, or you are one of those rare people that send $10K on cosmetics, then you shouldn’t play this game because you would go bankrupt!
3.) Even Younger Let’s say you are young, like traditional minecraft player young, having the time to spend hours on gaming. You have likely had this reaction to griefing… and if you thought it was bad when you lost your diamond boots, wait until you lose a titan
4.) Psycho/Socio pathy If you have ever robbed a convenience store with a Cat Machine Gun, then Eve is probably not for you, you’d have too much competition. However, if you Ride Your Dog around town and wear a tin foil hat, then the more the merrier
5.) I ran out of funny ideas
How dry was the humor?
- Hey! Look! An ocean!
- Feels like a slip n’ slide
- What dry?
- Perfect Martini
- Feels like the Devil’s butt crack