Your idea is terrible. Stop trying to be glib.
Or just not show up on their radarâŚkeep your cargo value within reasonable limits.
Says the genius who doesnât even know the 3 minute bump timer was never implemented.

Interestingly a recent change means you warp in 3 minutes even if you are bumped, unless a warp disruption module is used upon you to actually shut off your warp drive. This means that while this station bumping thing can be avoided with bookmarks, in space it is also now a fair bit more complicated to keep someone bumped. By keeping your cargo value within reason this becomes a non-issue.

Sexual harassment is serious.
Cry more, your tears are sweet.
So all someone has to do is get in front of the freighter amd have the freighter bump them amd the freightrr is stuck? What changed?
What? Iâm not crying. Just pointing out your blatant breach of the EULA. Donât mind me though, Iâll just be sitting here smug as â â â â when you get a forum ban.

Bumping is beyond retarded! Donât you love seeing a frigate bumping a larger ship lulz. Itâs like a motorcycle bumping a freight train IRL⌠./sigh
I always find comments like this quite special. It takes about 5min to check ingame to see that this claim is completely wrong, yet we find comments like this in every thread about bumping.
- The most common ship used to bump Freighters is a Machariel and it is almost as big as the Freighter.
- Bumping ships use an MWD or even an oversized MWD and those increase mass of the ship and allow for insane velocities.
Bumping follows the physical laws exactly and if you donât believe me feel free to demonstrate with math how it is not following them.

Says the genius who doesnât even know the 3 minute bump timer was never implemented.
I had just read it in another post and not checked it That said your idea is still rubbish.
Interestingly, as a side point : Genius is not measured in knowledge, but in oneâs ability to think critically and problem solve. Your point is completely moot, not just in terms of successful belittlement but amazingly also in terms of basic language.

Says the genius who doesnât even know the 3 minute bump timer was never implemented.
Miner, if youâre going to be mean to someone, make sure itâs the damn right person
Get out, be like dracvlad and get in your hole
As CCP has recently shown, there is only so much they WILL do, thereâs plenty of things they CAN do. Bottom line - if your a thief, youâre a hero at CCP because you force other players to spend more money with them. If you just like to play the game, you can go Eff yourself.
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I understand that it would be difficult for eve to have collision damage given the limited ship controls the game has.
scammers, gankers, bumpers and awoxers are a tiny, ridiculously small minority of the playerbase.
you make no sense whatsoever.
You keep waiting, sweetie.

As CCP has recently shown, there is only so much they WILL do, thereâs plenty of things they CAN do. Bottom line - if your a thief, youâre a hero at CCP because you force other players to spend more money with them. If you just like to play the game, you can go Eff yourself.
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If you get bumped, just state âI am a sovereign capsuleer!â and âI DO NOT CONSENT, I DO NOT CONSENT!â. That should do it. Because everyone should adhere to the laws of space!
You know, I heard a rumour that not only is âgrief bumpingâ allowed by GMs, a large fraction of the bumpers out there are in fact the GMs themselves letting off some steam on alternate characters. They take a lot of abuse from players, so many of them spend their downtime getting back at the player base by bumping their freighters and mining ships.
Remember that next time you send in a support ticket, try to be extra nice to them or you may find yourself on the receiving end of some bumps!
That wouldnât surprise me. I have heard before that a lot of the players who trash talk miners and mission runners are in fact alts ofâŚminers and mission runners.

If you get bumped, just state âI am a sovereign capsuleer!â and âI DO NOT CONSENT, I DO NOT CONSENT!â. That should do it. Because everyone should adhere to the laws of space!
I will like any post that manages to work in the Sovereign Citizen nonsense. Well done sir.
The âsovereign citizenâ vids on youtube are pure gold. lol