I honestly commend your trolling attempts. I ran out of material after one day. I think for my next troll account, I’ll be less extreme. Should last me longer.
I like the small detail of misspelling “embarrass”. Leaves a little extra on the fire, so people will feel the need to come and show their superiority.
yep…pick on the non native speaker…it’s the only bullet you have left buddy…
Let’s not drive all the carebears away; they feed people easy kills, they buy replacement stuff from the industrialists and miners that aren’t carebears. If all the carebears go back to WoW, those remaining non combatants aren’t so likely to feed others easy kills.
Carebears have their role in Eve, it’s just not the one they think it is.
Brucie’s big bonus is that we get entertaining forum content and oog media.
Only because we’ve already emptied the entire magazine into your corpse.
for no result…
ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND.
Not even a scratch 
Beat me to it! 
Monty Python, a gif for every circumstance.
“Calm down miner”
So much reasonable PVE types being replied this phrase ?
Its funny that people who dont PvP much but appreciate it existing to add excitement to the game dont seem to count in Darling’s player counts at all.
If his silent majority is big, ours must be even bigger by that measure.
Unfortunately, you have to hit CCP with your wallet for them to listen.
I’m not too sure Captain Darling approves of your associating his name with our resident militant spacevegan.
and the large alliances are storming the gates to help the trig to cash in on padding their killboards without ganking?
It’s already one sided in favour of EDENCOM. You can push a system to a state where the triglavians can not invade anymore. This isn’t a thing the other way round.
Guys, would you mind not feeding the trolls?
Not just this guy, but also Darlo up there.
Thanks! 
Now look at yourself and this thread.
What do you consider horrible bad things?
Why is that a good thing?
It never gets boring:
