Timezone lovelies. 
Sometimes a person has an attitude towards life…But not always.
Those pets are pretty good at pest control. They are especially good at eating snakes.
EDIT:
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The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!”
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. “What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?”
“I was in bed.”
“What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?”
“Getting a second opinion”
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Time to go to sleep… I am coughing less than other days and headache and congestion are also improving. Looks like whatever virus is bugging me, my body is doing its job to fight it back and win the war. Nighties lovelies!
Also: The Dodo is an interesting YT channel for animal lovers…
Hmmm… I think that bringing trash as a gift to his love interest is the least of Gonzo’s troubles with that street veteran…
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i love watching the dodo… there’s several other pet channels i enjoy watching for all the goofy and stupid animals as well 
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So there was this preschool teacher helping one of the kids to put on his snow boots…
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, “Miss, they’re on the wrong feet.”
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.” She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, ‘Why didn’t you say so?’ like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My mom made me wear them.”
Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your gloves?”
He said, “I stuffed them into the toes of my boots”.
And this, my friends, is why King Herod was an unaknowledged benefactor of mankind.
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He just told me no.
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She:
Her dad:
Me:
This was a completely irrelevant and random post. Nothing to take seriously.
Good night, lovelies.
EDIT:
btw Happy International Women’s Day.
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Time to go to bed for me… my coughing is improving slowly, but I stilll haven’t had a whole night’s sleep without coughing for 9 days. Luckily I’m not much of a good sleeper so i’m jsut a litle sleepier and more tired than usual. 
Nighties lovelies!
Also: Chinese tea ceremony…
…why do they drop the hot water on the teapot? I guess they use hot water to warm up the teapot and cups before brewing actual tea, but, why not just throw away the water?
(Also, how did this end up in my YT suggesions?)
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I hope you get well soon. Rest a lot and don’t forget to get some fresh air three times a day.
The tea video ended up in your suggestions most possibly due to the chinese/english song I shared in the music thread some days ago. If you listened to that song, then algorithm adjusts to show all kinds of wacky stuff.
Timezone lovelies!
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Russian troops are trogging through the Ukrainian steppe at night. Suddently they hear someone yelling “An Ukrainian soldier beats any Russian soldier any time!”. A Russian soldier volunteers to prove otherwise and runs forward, but soon falls to a sniper bullet. The voice yells “Ha! One Ukrainian soldier is better than any two Russian soldiers!”. The Russians take cover and an officer sends two scouts to flank the sniper. After a moment two shots are heard and the same voice yells “One Ukrainian soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers!”. The Russians send ten men forward. More shooting and a grenade explosion later no one comes back and they hear “One Ukrainian soldier is better than a whole platoon of Russian soldiers!”. So the Russians send a whole platoon. After several minutes of gunfire grenade explosions a wounded Russian crawls back to the rest of the troops, grabs an officer by the shirt and says “It was a TRAP! There are TWO of them!”
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Time to go to bed… today I barely coughed and only had headache in the morning, guess my dance with (maybe) Covid is reaching an end… I won’t miss it. Nighties lovelies!
Also: Mr. David Bennett was the first, and he won’t be the last.
On the foundation of this experimental procedure a new hope will be born for generations to come. 
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Paleogeographic maps, you can see how ancient earth would look like from space, how aliens would see it when there were certain creatures living on it. The earth constantly changes.
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Time to go to sleep… nighties lovelies!
Also: I am shocked that they actually found it…
…and was just 7 km away from (and 3 km below) the last recorded position. 
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Looks fresh.
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Yesterday’s football game:
FC Barcelona 0 - 0 Galatasaray SK(Barcelona ex-coach, ex-GK and its ex-GK trainer)
Timezone Lovelies
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Guess who’s been youtubing too long… nighties lovelies!
Also: first watch this video…
…then go to the kitchen and admire what a clever piece of engineering sits on your countertop!
Bonus video: Microwave ovens use a magnetron, but, how does a magnetron work?
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Oh my, Nana! I had to look at it thrice at that to realize it was indeed a candy bar. 
This video’s top comments had me in stitches most part of today’s evening:
Good night, lovelies.
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…gues that my mind is tuned to another brainwave as first I was distracted pondering whether those are flowers or panda bears on the pajama and then I spent a good while thinking whether the candy bar is really that big or it’s been photoshoped… 
Anyway I’m off to bed now… Nighties lovelies!
Also: really cool result…
This is a kind of video I like, no annoying music or voiceover, just the manual work and its natural soundtrack (which is not that easy to record, actually).
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