Is that a joke?
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Perhaps he is drunk 
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Excuses for getting caught with pornography:
- I read it for the articles.
- I thought I was buying the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
- Someone’s got to support the free expression of ideas.
- I’m a cultural anthropologist and these publications tell us a lot about our culture.
- All those fit bodies inspire me to keep working out.
- I’m against this kind of stuff, but I feel I need to experience it before I can criticize it.
- I’m trying to get my hormone level up so I can produce more sperm and we can have a baby.
- My grandfather read it, my father read it, and I read it. It’s a family tradition.
From some old article. 
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At least there are excuses, for all types of hentai you are instantly branded a disappointment to the family haha
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Yes.
This one is too:
How do you make a King Lear?
Put the queen in a bikini!
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What’s that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day … Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: “It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.”
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If someone calls you a nobody, just remember
Nobody’s perfect.
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That reminds me of a joke… but can’t find it in English and it’s too long to translate as I should be going to bed.
So, nighties lovelies!
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Nini 
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Nighty night,Yiole.
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So this is how horse racing goes in Japan!
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ETFT
We have reached the point where our hardware advancement can’t keep up with us. Even the next Gen CPUs and GPUs coming out ae too weak, we need a minor “singularity” where tech advances to kilo-core CPU and the equivalent of 80 Nvidia Titans in one. If only.
Earlier this year I was working on a graphic design project, I noticed the computer was lagging a lot, i7, some gtx 780 or the like. The teacher brought in the tech guys and they said I would need a super computer to do what I wanted to do. So I uploaded it to a business so they could ender it with a super computer, still took an hour 
I also learned that Mac’s RAM can make a squaling sound like a pig if put under enough stress/“pressure” 
I enjoyed making the MAC suffer [insert evil laugh]
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If eve had a WIndows 95 mode
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Its concerning that I actually follow Minus8 work… In certain websites…
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Good morning LAGLers!
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Timezone o/
Soon they will have to drag me out of my bed by ears or something. Waking up is so difficult recently. 
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One of possibly the best MMOs in my opinion that I ever played since Alpha until Trion decided to change things around in a patch after launch, I am certainly going to miss the fun moments I had with new close friends, having a house to decor and chill, fun fishing, carrying trade packs to make profit from point A to point B, and sailing a Galleon with a chibi Sephiroth on the sails.
RIP Archeage.
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