LOL
Not even sure how to feel about that…
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That’s how my possible future gf knows for sure how to make me a Super happy 
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Grow a mustache? 
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You bet!
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LOL amazing! 
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Parabéns! 
How many years since you were born? Are you dirt old or hatefully young? 
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27 that, according to lots of people, looks 22 XD
So huh… hatefully old? Dirt young? … An hexagon?
Also, thank you so much 
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@Discobot fortune
Will you wish me wealth and well being on my birthday, which is today?
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Cannot predict now
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Not even in a day like this you can make me smile, you were made to TORMENT ME!
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
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@discobot fortune
Are you mean to everyone, or just him?
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@discobot fortune
So you will be nice to me?
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Well, keep up those bragging rights! I am 43 and look 34… and this is only going to improve over time! 
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I also look younger than I am, it can work to your advantage sometimes, but others it can work against you. Such as talking of things that happened in the 80s or 90s, and people not believing it is possible you were there to see it. Then they think you are just trying to be a hipster. 
But it can be good if you want people to underestimate you…
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Me going to a local store to print stuff
Old lady looks at me
"Oh my, what a young handsome man! How young are you?"
"Huuum… I’m 26"
“Whaaat? Naah, get outta here! You are at least 22 cause you’re really pretty!”
“T-Thanks I guess?”
“Tell me, do you have a girlfriend?”
“Hum, no I don’t”
"Whaaaat? Nah, you lie, next time you come here you bring your girlfriend so we can see! Pretty guy with a pretty girl!"
Shopkeeper: “Oh come on, stop it! You’re embarrassing the poor kid!”
True story XD
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This is when you get a friend girl to come and pretend to be your gf so you get a discount
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