Me going to a local store to print stuff
Old lady looks at me
"Oh my, what a young handsome man! How young are you?"
"Huuum… I’m 26"
“Whaaat? Naah, get outta here! You are at least 22 cause you’re really pretty!”
“T-Thanks I guess?”
“Tell me, do you have a girlfriend?”
“Hum, no I don’t”
"Whaaaat? Nah, you lie, next time you come here you bring your girlfriend so we can see! Pretty guy with a pretty girl!"
Shopkeeper: “Oh come on, stop it! You’re embarrassing the poor kid!”
True story XD