Timezone everyone 
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Lets start a new day.
But only one cookie. 
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Jesus, sometimes one just has seen enough bullshĀ”tā¦ today Iāve learned of the supposed plans to make a Uber aerial taxi service and my bullshĀ”t-o-meter went off scale so fast that Uber owes me a new one.
This. Is. Bullcrap.
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Well, I like flying helicopter on GTA map because its faster to get everywhere. But how much would it cost in real life? I dont know. And how safe it would be in some weathers, thats also a concern. 
Riding bike is a more economical approach when I have to go somewhere in city or around it. Its a lot faster than going on foot and you dont expend as much energy. And having to work only 8 km far from home is a blessing.
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Where are the pretty girls and handsome guys? Future, why u so ugly?
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50 million years? Iād be highly surprised if humanity makes another 50 years.
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A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose nametag reads āPatricia Whack.ā
āMiss Whack, Iād like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation,ā says the frog.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
āSure, how about this,ā said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that sheāll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the managerās office and proceeds to tell her, āThereās a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.ā Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, āItās a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old manās a Rolling Stone.ā
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Iām good just playing games, I donāt criticise religious people, but I aināt one of them.
The Luis Vuitton jacket and gold watch is a nice touch too. They really are gods servants
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Iām not religious either. Youāll be surprised to learn that despite the name,the book series actually deal with world issues more than religion. 
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I donāt get whether thatās a joke or just random words strung together. 
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I think it is a Rolling Stones lyrics reference but Iām not sure myself either.
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I think its just a rhyme that sounds slightly funny.
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Somewhere in the worldā¦
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and drones too, this one has a pilot to talk to its hand.
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This topic now has over 9000! posts!
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Some languages, including Portuguese, claim its just 8000!
Also, Portuguese from Portugal sounds like a sissy
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Congrats to everyone who helped get us here. Thank you to CCP for giving us an area to post senseless stuff and get likes for it. Thank my wife for sitting here sometimes lettin me click away with the excuse āi just need to catch upā ending in us being slightly late for whatever appointments I cant remember.
Now on to 100k posts!
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