As a representative of the @Naava_Edios Fanclub, I find this ill attempt to drag our goddess into some diplomatic quarrel in poor taste. Our adoring fans of my queen are rather displeased with recent events and would ask to refrain from such actions in the future or we will be forced to activate our sleeper agents across new eden to spread the love of our beloved Naava. On another note, new members will be given a free “I love Naava” hat and plushie, a 29.99 isk value free to new members.
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On contray, I’ve no doubt many, if not all that belong to the fanclub can agree Naava looks cute as pie with cat ears.
Please do!
@Brittney_Dallocort I don’t suppose we could collab on a number of things. I would love love to pick your brain on a few ideas I’ve had, and I’m sure you have many beautiful ideas on how to elevate your Queen?
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I guess this explains where the #DianyanKim came from in Fed social media.
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Spreading lies about other people is wrong.
This does not spark joy.
The violence has escalated.
Consider contacting a CMA and starting a family.
Spreading lies about married people is extra wrong.
When you post on the forums it is to make money off of lies and deception, at the expense of other people. I won’t say at the expense of other people’s reputation, because your claims are not credible.
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I would like to make a statement.
I am deeply grateful to @Remilia_Malitia for practically single-handedly taking down this perversive gallente propaganda astrahus, defending her own Honor together with mine.
For us, Caldari, Honor means way more than our own lives, and it means now I owe to Honorable Citizen Ms. Remilia Malitia way more than just my life.
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Such a lovely couple on that killmail.
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This…only strengthens Flavours’ claims. And a little birdie told me no. 3 did in fact make an appearance despite her earlier assertion to the contrary. By striking his Astrahus down, you and @Remilia_Malitia have made his hearsay more powerful than you could possibly imagine…or rather, than you realize.
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Nonsense.
A degenerate idiot decided to spread harmful propaganda and suffered the appropriate consequences. This was appropriate.
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Remilia, when you repeat yourself like that it sounds like you’re trying to convince someone.
I won’t debate whether this is truly appropriate or not given others have pointed out larger conflicts have started for less, but you should have done it entirely alone if you wanted to discredit him. Now all he has to do is run this through a dozen tabloids and the baseliners will eat it up.
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Methinks she doth protest too much… torpedo levels of too much.
With the lovely couple together on the kill, to the point of eating some CONCORD disapproval to do it, too.
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Honor has been satisfied. My chest swells with Raata pride seeing the valor of the 103rd. Glory to the State.
We Caldari have learned from long, painful experience there is only one response to Gallente degeneracy. It must be crushed under jackboot heel before its trail of slime infects all society.
To Madam Malitia I say: Good shooting.
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Tell that to NOH.
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Where, when and to what degree business with outsiders may be heiian is a matter of some debate. Personally, I try to avoid public comments on inter-mega politics.
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Sorry, couldn’t resist a minor dig. NOH are quite respectable, but a number of the things the Gallente are decried for, NOH excels at and even at times is lauded for. The point of the statement is more to encourage some introspection through some light humor, and not to disrespect.
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No offense is taken, Mlle Brezia. I will say NOH has many exceptionally clever businessmen. Very clever indeed. Some of us, not so clever, prefer straightforwardness.
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You know, this actually got a laugh out of me. After this last month, I needed that.
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These are all wrong and I never like people being wrong as it means they’ve haven’t heard what us humble messengers have to say. It makes me sad reading naysayers, that have not embraced true Love. Give it (and someone who will love you) a chance and you might like it. 
I would also like to make a statement. Well a pre-statement to my main statement that you can read further below.
Ms. Remi
Ms. Remi?!
I am taking a screenshot so if in the future it’s removed I may cherish this.
But further to that, this is a simply beautiful statement that makes my heart swell to bursting! Well written and I’m sure there are plenty more letters like this that you and Ms. Remi have sent to each other.
All truer facts have not been said my juicy Jamal, and I’m glad to hear the truth even finds its way to Space Hell. 1.
She did and was quite colourful in local, alas she didn’t want to join me on the Cupid’s Cumulus for the showing.
Well she did keep her word. Which is why we all love the wonderful CLT2. this has become. 
Now for my official Statement regarding the destruction of Casus Belli:
I am sorry.
As natural as they come,
Julian ‘Brooding’ Flavours
CEO of Julian of New Eden Inc.
Creator of JFT and Eau de Parfum Flavours
S+ tier fighter of Super ■■■■posting Siblings!
Ex-Supreme Commander of Allied Love Militia Forces
A Meowstar of the Caldari Cats Production
1. How have our Queen and Prince been lately?
2. Caldari Love Triangle
I am sorry that we never got manufacturing of merchandise of Kimilia up and running. Here is a list of products we had been piloting.
- A clothing line called Loyalty which featured only the best uniform for those wanting to cosplay as Diana, Remilia or Naava.
- Household products such as kitchen utensils, curtains, bedcovers etc… all with their faces on. Even the famous throw cushions that you loved of Aldy and I.
- Office equipment much like the household products.
- Plushies of our favourite trio, including special edition cat ear versions.
- We were trying to get in contact with some of the R&D guys over in the Ishukone Corporation about producing the famously rumoured “Bast” drone control cranial implants that you all lovely know as Caldari cat ears.
- Posters of all the fanart you had sent in over the past few weeks.
It’s with a heavy heart I have to say this dream will have to be put on hold.
I am safe and aboard the Cupid’s Cumulus and will of course continue my humble work to bring you the latest on Kimila.
A final note, The Spicy Shaker was partial destroyed but we managed to salvage some rooms which are now being fitting on board.
As natural as they come,
Julian ‘Looking to the future’ Flavours
CEO of Julian of New Eden Inc.
Creator of JFT and Eau de Parfum Flavours
S+ tier fighter of Super ■■■■posting Siblings!
Ex-Supreme Commander of Allied Love Militia Forces
A Meowstar of the Caldari Cats Production
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This is the true travesty of this story. I hope a holodrama may be in the works instead…
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It is unfortunate that Luminaire is once again the backdrop to violence. It is equally amusing that the ego of several State ‘Caldari’ were wounded so much that they responded in the only means of recourse that they see is valid - through violence. A pity, although it is a reminder that the State will only ever understand force as legitimate, whether it is through their application of it or their receiving of.
Flavour’s fabrications being a veritable nuisance and his organisation a mechanism for proferring lies notwithstanding, that ‘honour’ has to be satisfied through the destruction of a foreigner’s asset when foreigners statements and views carry approximately no weight to those that consider themselves State Caldari and adherent to the honour system. It is and always has been a laughable excuse to those that would seek to claim such acts of violence as legitimate under it’s auspices.
Ah well! I have little doubt that Flavour’s activities concerning ‘Kimilia’ will continue despite this outburst. A loss report generated with both of the targets of Flavour’s present? That alone will give more ammunition than a Roden Shipyards assembly line working overtime at triple capacity.
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