By that logic, he’s also behind SFRIM, PIE, your utter failure as a husband, father, capsuleer, and basically every other category.
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Okay, I’m not usually one to harp on a Nauplius post, nonsense as they typically are, but I just cannot get over the surrealism here.
None of you, especially Nauplius, could possibly understand how tickled I am that a group of Sebiestor women are regarded as having as much influence in Empire and/or Kingdom happenings as two Amarr loyalist organizations.
… regarded as such by a Butcher and madman, granted, but all the same, let me have this little giggle.
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He’s just angry that you actually do have more influence than him.
You know? Like anyone who can even form a coherent thought does.
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Well that was unexpected.
Either you’re a monster or your God is.
If the Theology Council knew, Miss ‘Sebbie Sister’ Ramijozana, of the abolitionist pillow talk that passes between you and your boyfriend, the Archbishop of LUMEN, who dumped his previous lover after PIE Admiral Aldrith Shutaq ate her eyeball (forcing her to adopt a mechanical replacement one), would they be even outraged in the slightest, or is the liberal degeneracy of this entire tawdry affair now wholly expected within an Empire abounding in moral decay, an Empire that needs the righteous stiffening of a Khanid people who have not abandoned the old ways?
What.
WHAT.
I couldn’t have traumatized you that mu- you know, nevermind.
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Oh my.
I mean, you could try, Aldrith. But what would be the point?
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Personally, I haven’t been able to look at a spoon the same way since that fateful skating party.
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And think of Nauplius, he got a real eyeful of it.
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Indeed, we should consider his point of view.
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I’m worried he’s rather lost sight of the situation.
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I agree. Well, he might get better still. As they say, hindsight is 20/20.
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Get out. The both of you.
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Ah, let them. It’s not often that representatives of two sworn enemies can see eye-to-eye.
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Ah, Sah, you’re always a welcome sight!
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Maybe they’ll do a standup routine at the next PIE(ye) Ball.
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Like this comment if you are willing to release me from this torment.
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You only have to ask, dear.