This is a thread for apologies. I apologize to all the people I have hurt in EvE Online, those I have killed, podded, ganked, bullied, griefed, scammed, tricked, put down, deceived, victimized, denigrated, insulted, ostracized, alienated, manipulated, swindled, exploited, and abused. I am SO sorry!!!
If you are also penitent, you may utilize this apology space.
Sorry for that Orca that one time.
I’m sorry to have opened this thread.
I saw the thread, then i saw the OP, and i just had to open it just to see what it said.
Noice
I’m sorry I bumped your miner out of lock range of your jetcan orca and then boarded it with my alt and ransomed it back to you.
Fetch the comfy chair…
And that’s something I wasn’t expecting.
Guilty is your worst enemy.
I just started, I have nothing to apologize, unfortunately…
I’m sorry I’ve spent too much time in lowsec that I’m perma-flashy and can’t come back to highsec to probe out mission runners and provoke them into attacking me so I can kill them.
:’(
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Apologies accepted, Princess. I don’t blame you, I blame the game and CONCORD for always acting like cops: always too eager but also too dumb and too late.
But I guess I also do have to Apologize for murdering all those NPCs. It’s that or a an orange suit for decades.
The date isn’t April 1st. 
or its the end of the world?
I AM FORGIVEN?!?!?!?!
I can’t/won’t apologize for anything I have done in game.
I owe no apologies.
I am the flower giver of this game. Nobody else give flowers away like i do. For any dastardly deeds that i may have attributed or been an accessory to….ive given flowers to those people and have made them happy, happy enough for them to forgive any and all negative tribulations against them.
I owe no apologies for supporting what some may call griefers, trolls, or gankers. I simply love them all and they and their victims all deserve a fresh flower given to them.
I owe no apologies to the complainers here…i and many others make sure that they realize what they speak is foolish. Ive given many of those folks flowers as well, but all they did was ignore them. They would rather stay angry i guess.
I owe no apologies to all those folks in rookie chat. Ive entered that hive with good intentions and even passed out flowers to many of them. All they did was eat them or throw them back at me. Another angry bunch it seems. I owe them no apologies.
Just love one another. Thats all anyone should be owed.
Alert…Alert….#6 is resisting the programme….
I apologise to myself for only ever being able to mess things up ugh
I’M NOT A NUMBER! I’M A FREE MAN!!!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
The screenwriter totally copied Iron Maidens music…
I apologize for mining without a permit today, I did it because AIR and I jet can the ore, it was illegal ore and I shouldn’t take it.
I’m poor and I needed that 500k, so I did it, only because CCP forced my hand.
I hope when they remake this they call the bullble the “face hopper”.
This one time at band camp…