Total War Against the CODE Alliance

Amazing thread :smiley:

I second this.

Total War! No Godwin’s Law?? Hello?

Let me help!

I am saving that pic. I lolled.

At least Dryson is good for one thing. Eve it is not… but at least one thing.

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Just seen it got flagged by the community and is now hidden.

LMAO

This is the HTFU EVE Community? Flagging pictures of Avatars as offensive?

Hahahaha :rofl:

If you see the majority of threats here are people crying “like Dryson” it is not surprising that somebody needed a safe space.

Only pictures mocking miners and anti-gankers are allowed. Pictures that are making fun from CODE. are inapropriate content.

You can spin this however you want. It does not change that it is rather weird. I mean, if this was really just in-Character talk, it would be okay … but it appears to be not … and that is an issue.

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I always view these AG threads as an attempted call to arms. The problem is that the vast majority of those posting such calls lack the charisma to pull the call off. In fact, that is the general problem for the AG community. They lack that one person who can unify them into one coherent force. Without that, you just end up with a bunch of people shouting on soap boxes getting nothing done.

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It’s ag, they haven’t saved enough people to earn the caps

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The had a few clever people. But toxic and seriously paranoid people like the op make sure there isn’t forming anything at all. I don’t know why ag attracts those “kind” of people. I’m sure there is some valuable scientific discovery about human nature just waiting in that channel to be extracted.

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Imo the problem here is that there is little point to “anti-ganking”. In fact, what CODE calls anti-gankers are from 99% just a killmail collectors. They do not care about saving anyone, they are there waiting for CODE to gank the freighter only to gather few killmails or to steal the loot. Gankers decide when and where to gank, even if you actually gather enough players with the right ships to save the freighter, you won’t be able to guard all 4 high-sec entries in Uedama. If you sit in Sivala gate all they have to do is to scan and find a target from Juunigashi/Haatomo/Ikao direction. Or go gank elsewhere. Also it seems they are more and more often getting ppls to log-out (wonder if it has to do anything with the recent thread where logging off was recommended strategy against gank) which then means they kill the freighter in safe spot where nobody bothers them and they can kill and loot the freighter without dealing with “ag”.

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Because ag is completely incapable of using a scan probe launcher? There are tons of tools they could use. It’s not like it is super difficult to predict the next gank or to actually fly a ship that could tip the balance. But they rather just sit on the gate and shoot the Cats and don’t even manage to kill one before CONCORD gets them, which means they did nothing at all.

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Time to dust off this old speech …


*steps onto the soap box*

MINERS … OF NEW EDEN!!! \o/

 
 
 

(dramatic pause)

 
 
 
 
 
 

FOR FAR TOO LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SUPRESSED BY EVIL!
 
 
 

IT IS TIIIME … (short dramatic pause)

… TIME I SAY …

… TO UNITE AGAINST THOSE WHO WANT TO ELIMINATE YOU!!!
 
 
 

WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR BLASTERS
YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH THE LAST CONSEQUENCE!
 

MINERS! HEAR ME OUT!!

 

CCP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU?
PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN CONTENT??
STUPID TARGETS TO BE SHOT AT???
 
 
 

LET’S SHOW THEM THE ECONOMIC MIGHT YOU POSESS!!
 
 
 
LET’S SHOW THEM THAT …

… WITHOUT YOU!! …

… THEY CAN PACK THEIR BAGS AND GO FIND A NEW JOB!!
 
 
 
 
YOU DO NOT WIN THIS FIGHT BY MAKING THREADS!!
YOU DO NOT WIN THIS FIGHT BY BEING LOUD!!!
 
 
 
 
NO!!!
 
 
 
 
YOU WIN THIS FIGHT … THROUGH ABSENCE!
 
 
 
UNSUBSCRIBE!!! AND LET THEM FEEL THE HORROR OF EVEN LESS ACCOUNTS ONLINE!

UNSUBSCRIBE!!! AND LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT TOLERATE THIS **** ANY LONGER!!!
 
 
 
 
YOU CAN NOT WIN THIS WAR…
 
 
 
 

… BUT YOU CAN END IT!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 

*steps down from soapbox*

Wasn’t too bad.
 
 
*drops mic*

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The heck. Why is everyone reporting that post it is A grade smack talk and very C&P. Everyone reporting that should be ashamed of themselves for not responding in kind. Isn’t that Right @ISD_Buldath the Jester?

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I read this in Gollum’s voice. Then after that I couldn’t stop, so I read the rest of it that way too. Seemed to fit,

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Ah, Noragen, you play a dangerous game.

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But EVE is dangerous isn’t it? :wink:

The problems is that a war like ‘many vs one’ is complicated: organizing one corp. is by far less complicated than organizing many.

Forum PvP is always dangerous. You gotta admit though that permanent scowl etched into your capsuleer face grimaced into an almost smile when you saw that though. It took me a solid 5 mins in photoshop to make that and almost an hour on google to find the neck piece. I might see about challenging you for King of the Forums again soon ™

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No, only Liberals read that rag.