I don’t take orders from tofu.
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Of course not, just fine kobe beef!
Nope. I’m in Goonswarm. Our leadership is 100% pure cheese.
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But what kind of cheese ?
Orange blocks ? Squishy white lumpy paste ? Weird yellowy blocks with greeny blue mouldy bits ? Disturbingly uniform and flexible sheets of yellow ?
Depends on which members of leadership you’re talking about.
Mittens, for example, is a Gorgonzola: sometimes he’s buttery and smooth, sometimes firm, with a fair amount of flavor.
Aryth, on the other hand, is more of a Roquefort. He’s uniformly acidic, and will make you want to drink, but very, very good.
Jay… a byaslag, I think. At one point, I’d have considered him a chhurpi, but he’s definitely been more sour lately.
Tuzy, of course, is a cheddar. He’s hard when needed, softens when he can, and is generally absolutely everywhere and completely overused.
I’m kind of a Hobelkase, I think.
I could go on, but you don’t know any of those people, so it wouldn’t matter to you which one is the Parmesan.
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Probably that special sort of cheese consisting of 75% sodium chloride.
Aw, spoilsport. It would be interesting to see deposited and non-refundable bids, and watch people stumble hindquarters-first into understanding how the logic works out.
You have never tried to come between Aryth and money.
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I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject. I can only speak from my own perspective, after all.
Rich people don’t get richer by spending money. Though ‘it takes money to make money’ may be an aphorism, in practice, the rich spend someone else’s money, and keep the profits.
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Now that I have personal experience with! But then, if you can’t enjoy a 50-year scotch in fine establishments with fine company, what is ISK for?
Holding over the heads of ‘the little people’ to watch them whine and beg?
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Please excuse me, Ms. Elsebeth! That wasn’t very good from my side, considering I wanted to display respect to your people, who died fighting that abomination known as Federation.
I am always trying to post my replies in regard of current discussions, but since my last replies in that topic were not related to it, I guess I have to ask for forgiveness and explain my actions.
I do, indeed, trying to keep myself under control and reply with interest of the topic, however… when some morons jump up and attack me with disregard of discussion, using the thread only as a platform for their puny attempts, I do reply them whenever and wherether they try it in order to protect my Honor and Dignity.
Of course, it’s these trolls who started off-topic, but since I replied to them, I am guilty as well. I am deeply sorry for this, but it just can’t be helped.
We have one habit in the culture, to do what has to be done, even if it is wrong and will lead to our punishment. We commit a crime and surrender ourselves for the punishment instead of going gurista.
Now, what I did wasn’t a severe crime per se, but I believe it was hurting for you, that’s why I am asking forgiveness from you. And if you cannot give this forgiveness and will demand satisfaction, my honor demands me to be available to meet you in space.
– D. Kim, Strike Cmdr.
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But also, in the last month or two,
And to top it off,
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Capsuleers have lewd minds. I talked the other day about a metre long sausage and everyone thought it was a metaphor.
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It’s not capsuleers, it’s those, who have fallen for gallentean propaganda of degeneracy and abnormal perverted behavior.
Also, I’d recommend stopping relying on dangerous natural food. In our age healthy synthetic food is cheap and abundant.
Get yourself some intel people. I guarantee it helps with strategy.
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Why would you talk about a metre-long sausage, if not metaphorically?
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I mean, let’s face it, you can have too much of a good thing.
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