Whaaaa! my charon got blown up! by evil code pirates! in space!

I was flying in my charon, through high sec space and those evil pirates attacked me and stole my stuff!! Whaaaaaaaaa!

I gave away all the killrights of those disposable alts! MUHAHAHA! That will teach them! #GettingEvenWithDirtyPirates

Here is the killmail that gives me CONSENT to post a rant on the official forums :

DAMN YOU CODE AND YOUR RULES! Don’t break my dreams of one day turning into a robot… man and machine as one! :stuck_out_tongue:

PS: gf, it was late and it really woke me up though! At least I brought 5 drakes to the fight :wink:

Edit: I will fill in the butthurt report ‘soon™’ but i’m going to cry a little, then sob some on my way to the tissue box.

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K…that’s nice

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Calm down, miner.

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Guys, please notice that this thread is a parody.

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Interesting, but even myself had given up thinking too much on these kind of posts.

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At least you arent salty like @DrysonBennington

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I have to ask, was the freighter insured?

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Needs more

–Helpful Gadget :grin:

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Zero tank = zero sympathy. If you fully insured that freighter, then you got 90% of your loss back…

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All those alts… I’m sure you weren’t using 3rd party software to automate the synchronous movement, targeting and firing.

But odds are you were. Cheater?

Aedaxus is the coolest guy in the game to kill.

+10 all around.

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Chill my dude hes just memeing

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You sound madder than op

@Aedaxus rip, we have someone that’s salter than thou :smiley:

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The forums are a sandbox, you don’t have to ask but are free to do so. I will consent to you posting that question and answer. Not because I have to but because I like to.

Hell no. I hate insurance companies (*1). But I make ISK so I will just buy a new Charon, I might even buy an Orca for Dom Arakal as a gift… he might make a neat fit out of it… and if i’m lucky share it with me.

(*1) Why Aedaxus hates Insurance companies (and it’s probably mutual) :
Last time they woudn’t pay and asked if the other person involved in the accident was a man or a woman. I said I don’t know for sure. They said what do you think. I replied I think you should pay me. They said they needed an answer to that question, I asked them where is your office, she asked why. I said I wasn’t sure if she was male or female and was going to verify it by force if nessesary and I also said she shouldn’t go to the police because she considered me verifying the sex of the other person was normal and since I can’t check DNA I would have to go for visual confirmation of the genitalia. She said calm down, add a few comma’s in your sentences so people don’t choke hile reading this. That aside I was no longer required to answer the question. It took a long time but they finally paid out without contacting me anymore. But a week after they paid, the main office mailed me to make sure that I understood that I didn’t have to visually verify the sex of any persons (whether or not by force) or agents involved in any insurance case.

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You aren’t very smart.

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I LOLed IRL!

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

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who told you about my love for orcas? :smiley:
:heavy_heart_exclamation:

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Outstanding!

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I can’t tell you that, but… I think there is something awaiting you in Jita…

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Love this thread…

Be sure to read Aedaxus’ comments in local too…well played.

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