You have summoned Zaera, The Goddess of Mischief Inspector Flame
Podding oneself for the benefit of one’s killboard is strictly forbidden
Frostpuppy is hereby fined 1 billion ISK
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Smuggle a jar of Aiko’s bath water onto a contract to me first before I send your request for 1 b isk to our ceo
Felix had been searching for a jar Jita though currently they seem to only stock green nodes
//tonight is the night bro tonight is the night Bro.
///before another one bites the asteroid…
This is our Eve Online adventure!
We are miners who even go for the Ultimate prize of extracting salt from the Highsec Witch
This is probably the best thread on the entire forum as new players get a feel for what everyone thinks Eve Online actually is.
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I think this thd is kinda tame. Everyone is having mostly fun but it is a good example of what to expect in the later on.
Everything’s nice until you undock. 
We help to prepare these new Capsuleer to accept defeat and submission to a society of pirates and thieves who will steal your ore right in front of you.
(unless you’re afk)
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CHAD prepares them by pinching their ORE 
So, you’re a 200 yr old skinny woman with small boobs and dentures?
Sorry, but this is the EVE forums, so I just had to.
I do like the artwork though! Sadly, I do not have any artistic talent. When I look at the Mona Lisa, all I see is a 
from a woman who is going to some as soon as she can remove her corset. 
Could he be trying to give good advice in his Frosty way? 
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Don’t worry,
I’ll be there too.
Throwing bananas at you
I win, have another beer
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The most intellectual duel of the century. As beer is involved maybe the Frostpacker will join as a third-party. 
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While its off topic, still kinda fun!
Any one capable of breaking down the various things to do in-game without saying whether he or she likes the thing the player does?
You can mine, or you can gank.
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Or you can run salavage, exploration, missions, manufacturing, ESS sites, ratting the belts or just site seeing.
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You seem to know about all the fun activities in New Eden
You mean like those within the pleasuredome?
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Safe word? How about wordsalad?
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Do NPC miners actually drop and reprocess their ore?
I think at least two NPC mining ships should return their ore and then process it, then to market it goes.
We are all a Arms dealer, War profiteers, War lords, War freaks in space. In new eden there are no innocent victims. Those who thinks they are the good guys are hypocrites.