What do you think the name of the next expansion will be?

Not only doubtful but very unlikely.

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The last ‘REALLY new’ update that was unique and not copy/paste is a decade in the past…and even that statement is said in favor of CCP :slight_smile:

It cannot be but in the past since the flow of time goes only one way :slightly_smiling_face:

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Aikotopia :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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In which instead of daily login rewards every capsuleer automatically pays a tithe (auto transfers 10% of their ISK reserves) to Aiko upon signing in to the game, every day they sign in? So a daily login tithe instead? :upside_down_face:

:psyccp:

This might be a great idea, though still doesn’t mean that you’re off the hook Uriel :angry:

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Yep. Lost cause.

What hook? You seem to like getting ripped off.

You do not understand that only a Space Witch may do to frostpacker what frostpacker wants to receive from said Space Witch.

Lost cause confirmed.

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I shall call it “Pedro”.

And in my tiny mind it will carry…

Anti-missol lazors… because anti-missol missols are just dumb.

Long range missile hacking. 'cause it’s a simple technology. And I want them to hit you if you play smarter than you will ever be.

Real Target Painting… I point, EVERYTHING hits… whatever in my fleet.

In Fleet Ship Formations: Coherent geometry on fleet forming, with phriggots, cruisers … etc where I want them. It might work or not with dogfights but it would look so amazing!

Hull & Structure Decay/Decrepitude. I dunno, there’s just too much stuff.

Remote Scout Drones, cuz someone whants to solo through gates. (I hate it!).

Anyway… pay no attention to my gibberish. (as usual)

Oh! and also…

Humming Laser Charging SFX

New weapons like acid.

Shorter Skirts.

Anchors, to make dime diameter turns like in a Nick Cage’s Movie

I has more!

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It seems Aiko personally confirmed it too. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Not necessarily thou it could all be roll play while they are actually close.

We have the longest expansion title ever!

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I have it on good authority, as it was written on the whiteboard, the next expansion will be called…

Honor Among Thieves

or

Spelljammer: Adventures in Space
:confused:
Wait, am I reading the correct whiteboard?

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It will be called: “Get what You Pay For, Simps

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EvE 2 : The End of Scarcity

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PEPSI

Valorous

EVE BUG fixed

The next xpac should be called ‘Vanguard: Another CCP Failure