My daughter invited me to one of the finest wellness resorts in the cluster as a mother’s day gift to me. It was a wonderful way to spend the weekend.
You should have made them all rip each other off untill they were broke.
I had the party of Thieves encounter a Mimic. It went hilariously (for me).
Quality time with my granddaughter. Always top priority.
Also fiddled with the fuel and timing map for my bike. Looking forward to a long road trip with my son.
Hoverbiked in a forest under two full moons. Paused in a field of spring flowers and observed the beauty of the systems nebula and star sky.
Shared lyrics of personal relevance with a colleague over a glass of Halo. A welcome, albeit temporary, departure from responsibility.
Tried to share River’s enthusiasm about warp fields and ships schematics.
I’m sure my momentary attention lapses will come to haunt me.
Gambling. It’s uh… worked out quite well for me lately.
I won a Pontifex! Such a neat little ship. Don’t see nearly as many as I feel I should.
Today I’ve spent 10 hours training Unarmed Combat.
So when I face a Gallentean in person, I can kill them even barehanded.
I milked the teat of a female Caldari Black Whale named Sumina. I had never tasted the offerings of cetacean milk before but it’s remarkably rich and creamy on the palette.
You have an interesting set of hobbies.
I don’t try to limit where my imagination can take me.
Today I am attending a court case as an expert witness.
This comes as a surprise, and I have no idea what it is about.
Fed 2 Cats, one large male and one small female
Got yelled at by my alarm until I drank a lot of water, took a lot of stimulants and painkillers, and got the hell out of bed.
Wandered (and am continuing to wander) a Matari astrahus!
… which, so far, is mostly just “an astrahus.” Even if they combine tech from all the empires and probably beyond, they all have that vaguely Caldari design aesthetic you know?
The people-watching’s been mighty interesting, but I feel like I should have a sort of cultural interpreter along to help me understand the stuff I’m seeing.
I learned you can freeze dry fish in an airlock. Now I’ll be able to make chowder whenever I want without having to worry about keeping the fish frozen.
Turns out, I was someone’s surprise witness in a murder trial, and I was needed to give my opinion on the authenticity of a Takmahl artifact that was at the centre of the case.
I broke my nail in a painful way while peeling potatoes, now it looks like two vampiric fangs with a half moon of flesh in the middle.
Non-space thing I did today: a cubic ■■■■-ton of Alliance operational paperwork.
ALLIANCE PAPERWORK GENERATION FORMULA:
((Number of kybernauts) x (avg. number of personality disorders per capita)) x (D^2 + Y) = Paperwork m^3
…where D = a constant representing the number of conflict-generating circumstances involving territorial, diplomatic, trade and mining disputes; and
…where Y = the likelihood that it is a day of the week ending in the letter “y.”